Rules of SCV

marinasea17

marinasea17

[10] Knight
In the same style as the rules of the intenet, I thought this would be a fun thread to waste time with. Anything goes, really. Much of it is satire and random shit.

I'll start, you guys continue. :3

1. JUSTICE!
2. JUSTICE!!!
3. Nightmare is OP.
4. Maxi is still autopilot.
5. You will still lose to Siegfried Maxi.
6. Maxi is STILL autopilot.
7. No matter how hard you try, you will get mixed up by Pyrrha.
8. Raphael is horrible.
9. Raphael is fucking HORRIBLE.
10. No matter who you use, someone will bitch about it. Even Raphael.
11. *Ragequits*
12. Ring outs are cheap
13. If you have ring awareness, you are cheating, no exception.
14. If you punish everything the other guy tries, you're cheating, no exceptions.
15. You will eat Mitsurugi's :4::B:. No exceptions.
16. Astaroth is fucking psychic.
17. STOP GRABBING ME.
18. STOP FUCKING GRABBING ME.
19. No one just guards.
20. If someone actually does just guard, see rule 11.
21. NO GRABS!!!11!!!1!!1111!!
22. RINGOUTS = KICK
23. chep as spamers get tth boot
24. MICS ONLY, NO NATSU, LAST RITES ON THE BATTLEFIELD
25. No using the same character more than 3 times. Fag.
26. Devil Jin CaS = Horrible anime/superhero knockoffs
27. Natsu is a ninja stoner played by stoners who want to be ninjas.
28. Mitsu + faceroll = autowin. If not, refer to rule 15.
29. All online losses are related to lag. No exceptions.
30. No hacking the game.
31. NO hacking the game. Seriously.
32. If you can tell what the CaS is from the photo, its probably porn.
33. And not the sexy kind either.
34. The person that beat you with Voldo always has a heart penis and foxtail. Also, all characters can have a penis. No exceptions.
35. You all are pale and filthy.
36. Are you a malfested???
37. MALFESTED VEEEEEEEERMIN HAVE NO RIGHT TO LIVE.
38. I would have beaten you, but my main isn't in this game.
39. QQ
40. Ivy is the only one allowed to wear a thong.
41. Algol and Voldo don't give a shit about rule 40.
42. Deal with it. :sc4alg1::sc2vol3:
43. Hilde's lips are more OP than Natsu.
44. BOMBS.
45. D-D-DINO DAMAGE.
46. Vader is forever the most legit guest character the series has had.
47. You will lose to Siegfried no matter how low tier he's become.
48. Because losing is all you can do.
49. CaS are not part of reality.
50. Thus, they can phase through swords. Mostly Siegfried and Raphael's.
51. Size 1 Nightmare CaS are the bane of all life on this earth. Mainly because they're usually lolis with swords.
 
Imma jump a few numbers for this one:
34. The person that beat you with a Voldo CaS will always have a foxtail and heart penis.
 
1.) NO GRABS!!!11!!!1!!1111!!
2.) RINGOUTS = KICK
3.) cheap as spamers get tth boot
4.) MICS ONLY
5.) No using the same character more than 3times
 
Rather than assigning numbers (As cross posts coudl could get confusing), I'll just use bullet points.

  • Devil Jin CaS = Horrible Super Hero knockoffs
  • Natsu is a ninja stoner played by stoners who want to be ninjas
  • Mitsurugi + faceroll = Win
  • All online losses are directly related to lag
  • Patroklos is a troll
 
You should update the Sieg one to say "You will still lose to Siegfried" then "Because losing is all that you can do." right after that one.

CaS aren't truly part of reality.
So they can phase through blades as they please.
 
27. Natsu is a ninja stoner played by stoners who want to be ninjas.
How'd you know
35. You all are pale and filthy.
Ummhhhhh.....I'm black
38. I would have beaten you, but my main isn't in this game.
UGH sadly true lol
 
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