SCV Corrupt a wish

badass99 said:
granted, but i replaced your fan with fruit by the foot.

I swish these hoes would back off and let a player play!
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Granted, but the hoes are replaced by 60 year old men in bondage suits.

Speaking of which.

I wish voldo would get his sight back.
 
Granted....but he gets shot and no one ever makes mention of him again

I swish for cure for the common cold
 
Granted but the cure gives lead to a new disease...the uncommon cold which is visible to people because it is about 7 ft tall and it is not curable.

I swish for duct tape.
 
Partisan said:
Granted but the cure gives lead to a new disease...the uncommon cold which is visible to people because it is about 7 ft tall and it is not curable.

I swish for duct tape.
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granted but its been used and covered in sum fat guys pubic hair.

I wish i had a big hdtv in my room because i cant take snapshots in the uncharted 2 beta on a SD one :(
 
Granted, but the TV is so big that there is 10 minute delay and each pixel on the screen is 20m...and there's no warranty included. Good news is that it doubles as a solar energy panel.

I swish public transit was reliable.
 
Granted, but its so reliable, that everyone says fuck it, and starts ridin busses, making busses more crowded and generaly uncomfortable. and on one of those busses is juece, and hes late to his piano tuning class and so hes mad and he shoots you.

I swish tekken tag tournament two was confirmed.
 
Granted. but from soul calibur, nightmare corrupts it. its a soul feast for him!

Speaking of tekken I swish for Kunimitsu.
 
^Poof! You know how to use CAS. But end up making a ugly Kunimitsu.

I swish for a glass of water, and some fruits.
I needs to lay off the Pocky for a bit.
 
Granted but the fruit is caring a parasite that devours your insides slowly and painfully but by chance there is a cure. You go to the doctor and he tells you that you must raise at least $25000 because your insurance wont cover the cure. Thus you head off and make public announcements get on television and people rally to your cause. Awareness of this parasite is tripled and people send you donations and many lives are saved and you become a hero.......But just as your about to take the cure yourself..........you get shot and then I tell everyone you created the parasite and you become the most hated person in the world. I WIN


I swish for hot pockets
 
^ granted, you have a plate of hot pockets. But they only fit in your pants pockets AND THEY WILL NEVER COME OUT. and they will remain at 1001 degrees Farenheit Forever.

I swish for Auto GI 100% of the time when I play.
 
Granted SC5 comes with 100% auto GI but also without the option to exit the match from the pause menu, and the auto GI is an Auto GI attack which is reGIable and will 100% be auto reGIed, so that you end up in a loop, forcing you to exit the game.

I whish Taki had special attacks from Wind Roll Side.
 
FleshMasher said:
Granted SC5 comes with 100% auto GI but also without the option to exit the match from the pause menu, and the auto GI is an Auto GI attack which is reGIable and will 100% be auto reGIed, so that you end up in a loop, forcing you to exit the game.

I whish Taki had special attacks from Wind Roll Side.
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granted but they all do one dmg and one of them hits you thru the screen and then your eyes starts bleeding so you go to the doctor and they tell you your going to go blind in a day so you spend the next day searching for a cure then get teleported to the future and then u accidentally kill your grandchildren, see armageddon then through a series of elaborate events too complex to get into right now a time paradox opens up and inside it is juece.... and then you get shot.

I swish for some pie
 
i got -1m I win.

Granted but once you do it time gets rewinded so you dont actually realise u just did it and no1 knows and u dnt end up doing it again and then u get shot.

I wish that 1+1=5
 
Granted 1(Juece)+1(Spongbob)=5 bullets

Also I revive and slap you around for saying wish instead of swish then I shoot you again.

I swish this thread would hurry up and end so that I could make a new thread
 
Juece said:
Granted 1(Juece)+1(Spongbob)=5 bullets

Also I revive and slap you around for saying wish instead of swish then I shoot you again.

I swish this thread would hurry up and end so that I could make a new thread
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Granted. You imagine that it ended and you commit hara-kiri.

I swish for a Melon.
 
Granted but the melon is full of cyanide! good day sir..............and you get shot

I swish yoshimitsu was BANNED
 
Your swish is granted... But Yoshi is replaced by Bob from the Tekken series. xP

I swish Amy gets a proper P2 costume. -__-;
 
^Granted she joins 90% of the female SC cast with very a very slutty outfit, yet she has no breasts at all.

I swish to grapple break every time someone grabs me.
 
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