Superpowerz!

Immortality, Regen, never physically age pass my current age, cloaking, and ability to shape shift into different people as well as consume their VERY SOULS!

Oh man, living forever and if I get bored, I can just destroy someone else's life..."SPY SAPPIN MY GIRLFRIEND!" while their "SOUL...IS MINE."

EDIT: Ya know what? FUCK THAT! I want the power to control a group of female ninjas to do whatever the hell I please.
since they'd listen and obey every whim...work would be easy as shit. people who piss me off, wouldn't live long enough to do it again. and it'd just be fucking awesome.
 
Hmmm... toss up, between time manipulation and teleportation. I think in the end, teleportation wins, i don't even want to get into the physics and theory of time manipulation. I would probably fuck a lot of stuff up... or would I?
 
thus far, i think the ability to manipulate the universe/multiverse time and space to the way i see fit beats all of your powers...

simlpy because if i don't want to you to exist even if it's in my subconscious. you're gone. you're not dead. you just never were. I can change the way you know reality to be to the way i want it. not only that, but if i say okay i want the earth to be closer to the sun. that's it. time manipulation? what? fuck that... what you can travel back and forth age things or make things younger... but if i control time space as well, we're kind of even. but the fact that i can make you as you never were.. in my universe? you have no power. boom. gone. if you exist in this universe that means i have a dominion over you. i'm no where near god. but damn i'm close.

to have that kind of power and use it correctly or wisely... that's a hell of a lot of responsibility right there. just the slightest thought.. i want it to rain today. boom. rain. you know what? pluto is a planet size. it's no longer a dwarf planet or moon. pluto is planet size.

what's instant transmission to a being who can stop time? what's teleportation to a man who stops time?

thus far, in this thread... my power is king. bow before me and my power insects... dance for me my puppets... you. have my child. ***okay**** and it has begun. (^ ^)V ha.

put your shades on cause your boy that bright.
 
Flying, breathing underwater, and manipulating fire.
Everyone posted better ones than mine.
However, these will benefit more to my liking.
 
Well, since this thread wasn't as much of a flop as I thought it would be, I'll dive in a little further and take a page out of Touhou's book of recockulous powers:

The best power ever? Manipulation of Boundaries. Allow me to explain...

Imagine that everything in this universe is separated by "boundaries", such that things may exist independently from one another; there is a boundary that separates red from blue, a boundary that separates wood and iron, a boundary the separates water and peanut butter, etc. If there were no such boundaries, all things and concepts in this universe would exist as a single, unidentifiable entity, where absolutely EVERYTHING was one and the same. Thus, from this understanding, comes the manipulation of boundaries.

In application, you can add or remove boundaries of any concept imaginable. The simplest thing to do is say "I remove the boundary between 'here' and 'there'", creating a spacial gap that effectively makes a portal in the style of the similarly named PC first-person puzzle game. You could remove the boundary between paper and brick, enabling you either to plunge a fork through a brick wall, or stop a bullet with a newspaper. And when you get REALLY crazy, you can manipulate pure concepts, like removing the boundary between 'Truth' and 'Illusion', so that you may step on the moon through its reflection on a lake. You might create a boundary between 'Now' and '2 Minutes From Now', inserting a gap of time beyond the normal boundaries of time.

When you think of the universe in boundaries, the ability to manipulate boundaries is essentially the power to undermine the universe.
 
nothing beats the power of imagination, badass. Also don't hate on the power i thought up because that shit is a vicious power to want or have, it's not a good look for you.

Besides, juggling is only cool when you can do more than 3 and not just balls or sand sacks... magic on the other hand... fucking god tier. t4 jin/t5 steve got nothing on this guy:

ricky jay:

mean muggin like he can't smile....

now that's something i want to learn... fuck superpowers HOW THE FUCK DOES HE DO IT?!

but don't hate badass... being able to manipulate the universe/multiverse as well as time and space is a cool power. but it's alright... you'll live. put your shades on though.. it's kind of bright. ha!
 
I like the power of boundaries, but that is based on a theory of thought. But i think it relies too much on the mental ability to think of the universe to think that way. These powers should be based in the now.
 
Mind reading. I can picture it now.

Me(At SC4 tourny) Hehe if I can read minds I will know what my opponents will do next

Some uber SC4 pro "BWAHAHA" the only way you can only defeat me is if you could read minds."

Me (ROFL pwns uper pro) Well?

Uber pro "HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY CAN READ MINDS"

Me Shit

(Gets stuied in the name of sciance)

And that's what would happen.
 
Mr_Takosuke said:
Mind reading. I can picture it now.

Me(At SC4 tourny) Hehe if I can read minds I will know what my opponents will do next

Some uber SC4 pro "BWAHAHA" the only way you can only defeat me is if you could read minds."

Me (ROFL pwns uper pro) Well?

Uber pro "HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY CAN READ MINDS"

Me Shit

(Gets stuied in the name of sciance)

And that's what would happen.
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Have fun hearing every single living thing's thoughts. It'll drive you crazy.

Also, Teleportation.
 
I'd always grown up debating between which of two super powers I'd want the most: construct creation(or even reality alteration along the lines of the Doctor from the authority) or super speed, because super speed is hard to beat if you're not fast enough to react before you get obliterated.

Then again, not much need for it in the regular world. Still I'd choose the super speed just because I think the ability to do *anything* at all times would take all the challenge out of life and I'd get bored and listless.

Super speed is still badass, if for no other reason than you can be any place you want in the world at anytime. Like personal teleportation but more uses.
 
you know those are all just another version of my power too.

to make anything a fact by wanting it so, if it's a fact, it is true, it is correct, it is so. It's a fact that green is now blue, and it would be, and nobody would even know the difference because it's fact, and now it's common sense.

this goes for anything, not just known physics and knowledge, i can make it a fact that madnis never existed, and there we go, etc...
 
Madnis said:
thus far, i think the ability to manipulate the universe/multiverse time and space to the way i see fit beats all of your powers...
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Invisibility kind of trumps you though, because if you don't know somebody exists, what can you do to them? You gotta know somebody or something exists to be able to think of them, and therefore put the Sheogorath on them. (look him up, you'll love it) So you might have everybody trumped asides from the other gods in a "fight" except for uberrich, cause he's invisible.

simlpy because if i don't want to you to exist even if it's in my subconscious. you're gone. you're not dead. you just never were.
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Lousy power imo. Too powerful. You couldn't ever get mad at anybody, or have a debate or anything, cause boom, the second the thought crawls into your subconscious they're gone. All you gotta do is hear your mom nag you or look in the mirror funny one morning and it's goodbye God-man. Eventually you might tire of people's adoration, they're gone. You might get tired of their groveling, boom they're gone. Look at those phony, forced smiles. They're SO gone. Your kid crying again? That little fucker's gone. And if your kid got your power? Ohhh shit. Even if it's in your subconscious? That's too much. Everybody wishes their annoyances would go away 20 times a day. You won't have any playthings left before long or the thought might crawl into your head that you hate yourself for purging some segment or member of the population. If you can even think of them, cause they never existed right?

Playing God is too much responsibility. And having limits gives you time to mull things over.
 
Ghengis_John said:
Invisibility kind of trumps you though, because if you don't know somebody exists, what can you do to them? You gotta know somebody or something exists to be able to think of them, and therefore put the Sheogorath on them. (look him up, you'll love it) So you might have everybody trumped asides from the other gods in a "fight" except for uberrich, cause he's invisible.
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If you had power over time and space, you'd know about the guy even if he was invisible. As long as he exists or acts, you'd be aware of him.
 
badass: you are no a hater. never were. over this? petty. jealous and envious? never. fun talk? definitely. enjoy. (^ ^)V HA!

GJ: but see that's where the ability to manipulate time and space comes in... yeah people can annoy me. yeah i can think them away and they never were. but the world would forget.. i wouldn't. because i manipulate time and space as well. so i can always bring them back. shoot.. i can take away their power if they have any.. put them on the empire state building needle balancing on a chair in an instant. and watch them balance for dear life and if they fall.. just put them back on the street and erase their memory of it ever happening.

but yeah. hell of a responsbility to have. that would be the challenge. to have all this power but not abuse it. true test of character right there mi hijo.

also, margi got you on the invisibility thing.

animefreak, i think we would actually negate each other's abilities. we would be two equal and opposing forces. definitely not yin and yang. but i'm sure there would be people who see us that way.
 
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