iKotomi
[10] Knight
Most of you know the drill, and hopefully you can still hear your innate instincts to follow the One True Way, because this issue has remained unsettled for far too long. If you don't know the drill, just know that people who eat waffles and their natural and reciprocal hatred for people that eat pancakes are the only reason why the Soulcalibur community exists, for without pancakes and without waffles, there would be no hate and without hate, you would never hold a block button as you constantly turn the other cheek to your opponent's blows, and without a block button, you'd be playing Tekken.
Pancakes. Human existence is all about exploiting nature to the extreme, sucking the planet dry until there is nothing left to exploit. Nothing embodies this spirit more than the pancake. The crafter of the pancake can just dig up any chunk of iron, call it a pan, and fry a cake on it. The master of the pancake is resourceful, ruthless, and unrestrained to seek the ultimate formation of the pancake as he sees fit. The waffler however conforms himself to living in harmony with waffle irons and whatever fits in the grill. Truly a pathetic existence. Its no coincidence that there is no international house of waffles, because it is not the nature of the waffler to expand to other borders, milking international commercialism for all its worth. When humanity is long gone, the pancake will remain a monument to our existence, while the waffle will only be known as that thing that pancake houses sold to morons to further extract their money.
Pancakes. Human existence is all about exploiting nature to the extreme, sucking the planet dry until there is nothing left to exploit. Nothing embodies this spirit more than the pancake. The crafter of the pancake can just dig up any chunk of iron, call it a pan, and fry a cake on it. The master of the pancake is resourceful, ruthless, and unrestrained to seek the ultimate formation of the pancake as he sees fit. The waffler however conforms himself to living in harmony with waffle irons and whatever fits in the grill. Truly a pathetic existence. Its no coincidence that there is no international house of waffles, because it is not the nature of the waffler to expand to other borders, milking international commercialism for all its worth. When humanity is long gone, the pancake will remain a monument to our existence, while the waffle will only be known as that thing that pancake houses sold to morons to further extract their money.
