You know what really grinds my gears??

[TsunamiBye]

Just for lulz.

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[GreatOne1939]

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[TheGuy]

Eh, more just for the hell of it

Call of Duty

Blip

Any search engine other than google

SOPA, even the thought of it's existence

PIPA, even the thought of it's existence

People who insist that racially insensitive jokes (emphasis on the word jokes) are not to be told. I can laugh at white people jokes as much as mexicans should laugh at mexican jokes

Lagswitchers

Crushed cans, I can shoot normal ones outside god dammit!

Flame wars

Macs

Crayons

Small, uncomfortable headphones

How the new announcer says astaroth

The fact that my pointless actions, such as shutting a door, will probably kill someone in the far future.

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

Eh, more just for the hell of it

Call of Duty

Blip

Any search engine other than google

SOPA, even the thought of it's existence

PIPA, even the thought of it's existence

People who insist that racially insensitive jokes (emphasis on the word jokes) are not to be told. I can laugh at white people jokes as much as mexicans should laugh at mexican jokes

Lagswitchers

Crushed cans, I can shoot normal ones outside god dammit!

Flame wars

Macs

Crayons

Small, uncomfortable headphones

How the new announcer says astaroth

The fact that my pointless actions, such as shutting a door, will probably kill someone in the far future.

For whining like a woman. You dislike to much shit!

 

[MONEYMUFFINS]

I HATE PEOPLE WHO DON'T THINK LIKE ME. WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM.

 

[TheGuy]

For whining like a woman. You dislike to much shit!

These are things that annoy us, you probably have just as many, and im simply stating them, not whining.

I don't whine about these things in real life either.

Have a nice day.

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

These are things that annoy us, you probably have just as many, and im simply stating them, not whining.

I don't whine about these things in real life either.

Have a nice day.

Dont get pissy. Cant take a joke? GTFO

No sense of humor having assholes like ^This Guy, really grind my gears!!

 

[TheGuy]

Dont get pissy. Cant take a joke? GTFO

No sense of humor having assholes like ^This Guy, really grind my gears!!

Lol, i figured you were joking.

sorry for not catching it.

I should have known better, you do this all of the time.

Have a nice day, sorry for getting pissy.

 

[damn-I-Suck]

Mothers having 8 babies living off welfare. That's my tax money damnit!

Rich people with a chip on their shoulder

People who drive side by side on a 2 lane road going slower than the speed limit

People who tailgate. GTF off my ASS!!

People who pull up behind you too close at a stoplight when there's a hill. I drive a stick-shift damnit! I roll back on hills!

Honda's. Pain in the ass to work on. Same thing with Mercedes.

Companies that outsource jobs

Wallmart

Religion

People who believe in ghosts

The fact that ALL of Bethesda games are full of glitches. Fucking test your games!

Xbox. How can you do anything on that bulky, sloppy controller?

Text messages. Just call me or leave me a damn voicemail!

When you have to align a car, (typically Honda's), and the only thing you can adjust is front and rear toe, because you need an aftermarket kit to adjust camber and caster. With 90% of cars out there, this isn't an issue.

Having to buy special tools just to do one job for one car, and then not use the tool ever again.

Minivans. Enough said

Metallic brake pads. They put so much wear and tear on your rotors that you're likely to replace a rotor before you replace a pad!

Spiders. I have this irrational fear of spiders.

Insects. Gross, creepy, disgusting

Can't think of anything else right now

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

People who walk into my shop and want a job because they just completed thier 2 year course at wyo-tech.......


PPPPSSSSSHHHHHH......all that fancy book learnin dont mean you can work on cars son!! Tells me you know how to read and take a test is all. Grab some wrenches and get the fuck to work!!

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

Honda's. Pain in the ass to work on. Same thing with Mercedes.

Metallic brake pads. They put so much wear and tear on your rotors that you're likely to replace a rotor before you replace a pad!

Spiders. I have this irrational fear of spiders.

#1....fuckin pussy

#2....do the brake job right and that wont happen. But your fancy book learning school dont teach you that. Its the products right? Not the mechanic?

#3....I have an irrational fear of snakes and lizards bigger than a small cat.

and for my double posting.........

 

[damn-I-Suck]

Fancy book learning? You do realize that our "class" is in a shop right?

 

[damn-I-Suck]

That's all we do is turn wrenches. Stop making stupid assumptions

It's a fact: Metallic break pads cause more wear and tear on rotors. Why? Because it's metal-on-metal dumbass

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

Please dude Ive taught autoshop classes. They are not assumptions.

You do one brake job on a car in the shop, suddenly yall think you can do brakes. I know how it goes dude. Ive been doing it longer than youve been alive.

No speaks better than experience. So stop making assumtions that I dont know what Im talkin bout, cause Id run circles around your ass little boy!

 

[damn-I-Suck]

Actually, I've done dozens of brake jobs, and none of them were "comebacks". Again with the assumptions

 

[damn-I-Suck]

You a teacher? That's a scary thought. All you would do is belittle people and be a condescending douche-bag. Nobody would learn shit in your class.

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

Actually, I've done dozens of brake jobs, and none of them were "comebacks". Again with the assumptions

no i dont assume. Brake mechanics fit right above "toilet scrubber" in my shop. Youre not impressing anyone.

Truth be told I really do hope you are successful with your automotive adventure. it is my opinion that tech schools and various "classes" do not impress the people you want to impress these days. Classes give you the BASIC skills needed to maybe get your foot in the door at a midas, or a firestone (they are laughable and should not be called mechanics).

but to each his own

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

You a teacher? That's a scary thought. All you would do is belittle people and be a condescending douche-bag. Nobody would learn shit in your class.

stop making assumptions. I have SEVERAL students that have learned from me and make 6 figures a year. Talk shit to me when you are doing that....dumbfuck

 

[damn-I-Suck]

Getting my foot in the door is all I wanted. It's funny you say these ridiculous things because a buddy of mine just got a job at a Ford dealership right out of college.

Everyone knows that a mechanic needs experience before they can rightfully call themselves mechanics. School is more about learning the how's and why's, experience is knowing the tricks of the trade that get a job done faster.

How else was was I supposed to get started? I have no family in the business. A 2 year program is a HELL of a lot better than nothing.

I seriously doubt you taught classes. You have the worst piss-poor attitude I've ever seen. Doesn't matter how good you are, if you talk to people like that you'd be fired, or half the class would drop.

But, if you wanna go around thinking that you're better than everyone, people will hate you for it just as I do.

 

[damn-I-Suck]

stop making assumptions. I have SEVERAL students that have learned from me and make 6 figures a year. Talk shit to me when you are doing that....dumbfuck

Thank you for proving my point.

My "assumptions" were based on how you treat people on this site. Grow up, be nice, and be humble for once in your life.