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[11] Champion
All these blacks get to talk about their rap music, and all these angry kids get to talk about their metal and punk.
What about those of us who just want some soothing noise to mope to on a rainy day.
These are not my top 5, because I'm too lazy to try and quantify things that I like, and so white I know that it's all superior anyway.
Here are 5 at random:
1 - The Concretes - Grey Days. From their album In Colour, which I love, and which was the last album they released before Victoria Bergsman left the band. I get extra bonus indie cred for having to upload the video myself, because it's too cool for youtube.
2 - The Deep Dark Woods - How Can I Try. That's right, I listen to country music. Because I'm white. Here's another one of their songs.
3 - Rural Alberta Advantage - Edmonton. Alberta is the Texas of the north, and I was born there. Like this band, I moved to Toronto because that's where the good Korean food is.
4 - Japandroids - Young Hearts Spark Fire. One of the whitest songs I know. Is it about youth, or is it about growing old? It's sure as hell about being white as fuck.
5 - The Whitest Boy Alive - Burning. I said the last song was one of the whitest songs I know, well this is the whitest song. Not only is the band named The Whitest Boy Alive, but they play what is generally known as Eurofunk, and if that's not white as all get out, nothing is. To top it off, they're from countries like Germany and Norway, and have names like Erlend Øye, and some white dude made a video of him doing some white-tastic dance steps while the song plays, and then applied a super-white and grey film grain to it.
Come on everyone, revel in the whiteness.
What about those of us who just want some soothing noise to mope to on a rainy day.
These are not my top 5, because I'm too lazy to try and quantify things that I like, and so white I know that it's all superior anyway.
Here are 5 at random:
1 - The Concretes - Grey Days. From their album In Colour, which I love, and which was the last album they released before Victoria Bergsman left the band. I get extra bonus indie cred for having to upload the video myself, because it's too cool for youtube.
2 - The Deep Dark Woods - How Can I Try. That's right, I listen to country music. Because I'm white. Here's another one of their songs.
3 - Rural Alberta Advantage - Edmonton. Alberta is the Texas of the north, and I was born there. Like this band, I moved to Toronto because that's where the good Korean food is.
4 - Japandroids - Young Hearts Spark Fire. One of the whitest songs I know. Is it about youth, or is it about growing old? It's sure as hell about being white as fuck.
5 - The Whitest Boy Alive - Burning. I said the last song was one of the whitest songs I know, well this is the whitest song. Not only is the band named The Whitest Boy Alive, but they play what is generally known as Eurofunk, and if that's not white as all get out, nothing is. To top it off, they're from countries like Germany and Norway, and have names like Erlend Øye, and some white dude made a video of him doing some white-tastic dance steps while the song plays, and then applied a super-white and grey film grain to it.
Come on everyone, revel in the whiteness.