Hey all! EVO 2013 is just about here and I figured it would be a good time to centralize all the information about the upcoming SCV event.

Bow to your god Yoshimitsu!... jk, he's a ninja. You'd be dead before you even got the chance. But that doesn't mean we can't still revel in his glory. For this episode, I managed to snag TWO experts for you kids to help me talk about The Ageless One: mkl and Ringout. We even got supplementary stuff, so you should be xcitez!

Hey, everybody! In case you haven't noticed or forgot a bout them, there are a number of events going on this weekend for SoulCalibur V that you ought to check out.

SEA Major 2013(also known as South East Asia Major) is the final international Road to EVO event of the year taking place this weekend at the Alienware Arena in Singapore.

Brought to you by Tough Cookie TV, SEA Major 2013 will feature some of the best from in and outside the region in a number fighting games including SoulCalibur V. With players such as DM.MCZ ShenYuan, EVO 2012 runner-up DM.MCZ ShenChan, RZR Itazan and more, it will be an interesting event to say the least.

What the hell is ZWEI supposed to mean, anyway? For that matter, what's an EIN? Oh, who cares; he's a wolf and that's all that matters because wolves are badass. Especially ones that float on effervescent clouds or... stuff. Or at least I think it's effervescent. It's hard to tell with all the moving around. What I'm getting at is that there's a lot of weird going on. But the good weird, the kind of weird we're into.

With that, I brought on Zane (and for a short period, AndyrooxDS) to walk us through the double-trouble team. Enjoy!

Like getting all up in somebody's business? With your hands? I know I do. Fortunately for us, Astaroth's hands are delicate and loving, so we don't mind. Alex J was kind enough to join me for this episode and help discuss why the background music while Asta is on the screen should always be "Hands to Heaven." Enjoy!

Picture this scenario, someone recently purchased Soul Calibur 5. He went all the way through story mode and spent a few minutes in practice mode. He's starting to feel fairly good about his skills and decides to try his luck at ranked mode. His first match is against someone called "Coolguy97" who happens to have a score of 97 wins and 3 losses. "Man this guy must be good" he thinks to himself.

When the match starts he notices that Coolguys Mitsurugi custom is nothing but a naked dude with a cat head. As the match progresses the newcomer is trying his best but repeatedly gets hit by this move where misturgi lunges backwards really far then comes in with a stab. After every round Coolguy decides to hold guard and move up and down on the newcomers dead body.