Ask a Virgin: Relationship Advice from Internet People

ShinjiTao said:
This thread proves why it's impossible to take you seriously. But hey: You finally got your place in my signature. Well done, hot shot. lmao
Click to expand...

every other thread in the online forum proves why it's impossible to take you seriously but hey: you finally got your place in ty's signature
 
teflon2105 said:
I have no idea how to approach older women i really lucked up one night we were alone at work just talking in general and she told me she was divorced and single
Click to expand...

Lol, this is another reason why no one takes you serious!

Why would she be calling you from your job when yall lucked up being alone at yall's job?! Doesn't add up Teflon, doesnt' add up!

Maybe she quit yall's job from taking to many WP 1B's to the ass when trying to do 22K Mix-ups. You finally mastered that shit offline huh Teflon?!

Orrrr maybe your still net dating Ivy-Lickings and Sharpskill still doesn't know about it yet. Better not tell Lovely34, she might get jealous!
_________________________________________
====== DOUBLE POST AUTO-MERGE ======
teflon2105 said:
thx i think this relationship is the one i get so happy every time i see her. I have a little problem though she calls me at work too much even when i'm in patients rooms i'm gonna f around and get fired. lol But i love talking too her i can't wait too see her today i'm gonna give her a big hug.
Click to expand...

not to mention i'm good looking /ten chars
 
ShinjiTao said:
Yep, that's me. It's finally the best way to have fun online and make fun of people who masturbate over nonsense online results. And your PSN ID proves me right, Mr. Bubbles_Can_Yomi.

And now stop trolling or otherwise your mom's gonna refuse to make lunch for you. LMAO
Click to expand...

LMAO. Sick burn.
 
ShinjiTao said:
Yep, that's me. It's finally the best way to have fun online and make fun of people who masturbate over nonsense online results. And your PSN ID proves me right, Mr. Bubbles_Can_Yomi.

And now stop trolling or otherwise your mom's gonna refuse to make lunch for you. LMAO
Click to expand...

First off... I'm lovin' the fact that this thread, of course, turned into a PSN troll fight. Second, that's possibly the worst insult I've ever seen on the forums, ShinjiTao. Third, DCing and sending hatemail because you THINK they masturbate over thier wins is worst than actually taking pride in an online win.
 
ShinjiTao said:
Yep, that's me. It's finally the best way to have fun online and make fun of people who masturbate over nonsense online results. And your PSN ID proves me right, Mr. Bubbles_Can_Yomi.

And now stop trolling or otherwise your mom's gonna refuse to make lunch for you. LMAO
Click to expand...

I definitely masturbate every time you rage boot me and send me hatemail

of course I haven't seen you in ages =(((((( I need more fap material so let me doom combo you into oblivion
 
teflon2105 said:
cuddling is more important than sex when you dealing wit an mature lady. They go months without it it's her call.
Click to expand...

Now I know I am being punk'd because no 22 year old man would never say some shit like this unless they only lasted 5 minutes, had erectile dysfunction, or had some low tier dick game.

A hot latin MILF that just wants to cuddle? Please. She would be getting my beef burrito with extra sour cream on the daily. Pimps don't cuddle.
 
You've got to be confusing me with someone else. Dip my wonder rod in scat? *shudders!* Unheard of. A womans ass is to be praised and held in the same regards as our American flag. All guys who have anal sex with their woman are closet cases.
 
Enkindu said:
A womans ass is to be praised and held in the same regards as our American flag.
Click to expand...

Only if the ass is looking like this:

241lg0p.jpg






My girl's ass > this whole thread.
 
Well you know how I roll, only the finest dime pieces I talk to get to be posted!

Not to mention I'm good looking.
 
Tha_Shogun said:
Well you know how I roll, only the finest dime pieces I talk to get to be posted!

Not to mention I'm good looking.
Click to expand...

It would be nice if Tef posted some evidence. Not to mention, aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyuuuuuuuussssss!!!!!!!!!!
 
Malice said:
It would be nice if Tef posted some evidence. Not to mention, aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyuuuuuuuussssss!!!!!!!!!!
Click to expand...

sadly i don't even know how to post pics no one ever showed me. But anyway i have a date tomorrow wit her. I just grab some new threads and got my jewelry cleaned I want t look nice for her so should i wear the lacoste orange or my all white polo ??? i don't like bright colors though. I just got trimmed up i'm soooooooooo dam cute. I could kiss myself XD
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back