spongebob
[08] Mercenary
Me and my mate were masturbating to some hardcore dinosaur pornography. Unfortunatley, my mothersaurus
Jokes thread
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
So a man came into a bar....
Wait, I mean horse. Err... Yeah, I meant horse.
So a man came into a horse...
Wait, I mean horse. Err... Yeah, I meant horse.
So a man came into a horse...
Mitalius
BoW To MeH
Your mother is so fat when god said let there be he said, "GIRL MOVE YOUR FATASS OUTTA THE WAY!!!!"
Inori DWF
[10] Knight
What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person?
The Bucket.
The Bucket.
lobo
Luminario
i just want you all to know that half of these jokes are ban-worthy level terrible.
what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
lickalotapus
what do you call a gay dinosaur?
megasoreass
how can you tell if your wife is dead?
well...the sex stays the same but the dishes tend to pile up.
why do mexicans never eat tamales on christmas eve?
so they have something to unwrap on christmas day!
why couldn't helen keller drive?
because she was a woman.
um...digging deep here...
what do you say to a black jew?
go to the back of the gas chamber!
what is the difference between jelly and jam?
well i can't jelly my cock into a 9 year old's asshole.
why don't they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in Afghanistan?
the camels would get too tired.
um........time to get dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty...
how do you make a three year old cry twice?
wipe your bloody cock off on his teddy bear!
after you are done, what does his face look like when you put him in a wood chipper to dispose of the evidence?
i don't know either...i was too busy jerking off to look.
what is the best part about having a 12 year old girlfriend?
you can wet her hair, flip her over, and pretend she is your 10 year old boyfriend.
what is the first thing you do after molesting a deaf and dumb kid?
break his fingers so he can't tell on you.
ok i'm done...and going to hell.
what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
lickalotapus
what do you call a gay dinosaur?
megasoreass
how can you tell if your wife is dead?
well...the sex stays the same but the dishes tend to pile up.
why do mexicans never eat tamales on christmas eve?
so they have something to unwrap on christmas day!
why couldn't helen keller drive?
because she was a woman.
um...digging deep here...
what do you say to a black jew?
go to the back of the gas chamber!
what is the difference between jelly and jam?
well i can't jelly my cock into a 9 year old's asshole.
why don't they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in Afghanistan?
the camels would get too tired.
um........time to get dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty...
how do you make a three year old cry twice?
wipe your bloody cock off on his teddy bear!
after you are done, what does his face look like when you put him in a wood chipper to dispose of the evidence?
i don't know either...i was too busy jerking off to look.
what is the best part about having a 12 year old girlfriend?
you can wet her hair, flip her over, and pretend she is your 10 year old boyfriend.
what is the first thing you do after molesting a deaf and dumb kid?
break his fingers so he can't tell on you.
ok i'm done...and going to hell.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I just saw a group on Facebook - "We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find."
Going by that theory we would also need to find: A liver, a small intestine, a diaphragm...
And a penis.
Going by that theory we would also need to find: A liver, a small intestine, a diaphragm...
And a penis.
Mitalius
BoW To MeH
Your mother's like a gun, two cocks and shes loaded!
FleshMasher
[13] Hero
How does a turkish woman get pregnant?
Her Man wanks onto the table and the flies do the rest.
Why do turkish boys get a beard at, like, ten?
So they can use their mom's passport to get into the disco.
What's green, rectangular and hurts when it flies against your head?
A Billard table.
What's yellow and can't swim?
An excavator.
And why?
It has only one arm.
A gay goes to the butcher and orders a salami, the butcher asks: Sliced or whole?
Gay: Do i look like a piggy bank?
What's a bulge in a gas pipe?
Jew escapee.
Her Man wanks onto the table and the flies do the rest.
Why do turkish boys get a beard at, like, ten?
So they can use their mom's passport to get into the disco.
What's green, rectangular and hurts when it flies against your head?
A Billard table.
What's yellow and can't swim?
An excavator.
And why?
It has only one arm.
A gay goes to the butcher and orders a salami, the butcher asks: Sliced or whole?
Gay: Do i look like a piggy bank?
What's a bulge in a gas pipe?
Jew escapee.
Inori DWF
[10] Knight
What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips.
A canoe tips.
Enkindu
This town needs an enema
Mitalius
BoW To MeH
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hahahahahahahaha I see what you did there. You were just saying that my jokes are retarded by saying that I fucked them up "TWICE" all because I added some variety to one of them. wow nice one smart ass. I wanted to share those from the internet I picked up, so hell with you. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS ASSHOLE AND ACT YOUR AGE!!!!
lobo
Luminario
really?
Mitalius
BoW To MeH
Yes really, he just can't stop harassing me.
Everytime you feed the trolls, the internet gets just a little bit more stupid, and the trolls win. Don't let the trolls win, man, don't let them win.
Enkindu
This town needs an enema
lols this is the joke thread. i told a joke. i thought there weren't any rules for what kind of jokes you can tell. hows about you grow a backbone?
Crimson
OSWLA
^
Hahaha.. Enkindu the bully.
..there's my joke. Enkindu's a sweetheart.. pinkpwner take the joke.. isn't this the appropriate thread?
Hahaha.. Enkindu the bully.
..there's my joke. Enkindu's a sweetheart.. pinkpwner take the joke.. isn't this the appropriate thread?
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
If boxers argue that the sport DOESN'T cause brain damage, then how come they call it a boxing ring when it is quite clearly a square?
Hot Rod Dave
"Saucy saucy minx"
Some Of the late great George Carlin for that ass:
Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why do the call em COOKies if you BAKE them?
Why do you DRIVE on a PARKway & Park on a DRIVEway?
HRD
Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why do the call em COOKies if you BAKE them?
Why do you DRIVE on a PARKway & Park on a DRIVEway?
HRD
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
If you're always organizing things, you have OCD. If you're always eating things, you have OBCD.
Of course Justin Bieber is pro-life. Anyone who survived an abortion would be.
Of course Justin Bieber is pro-life. Anyone who survived an abortion would be.