I thought I'd let you be the first to see the crack pairing. XD <3
Bishie Cervantes ~
Manly Bishie Cervantes ~
They really need to make the facial hair stuff separate from the faces or something...because all of the faces that had hair were all old and ucky looking except for one of them. >x>
So my story for this pairing is.....
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One day Cervy was docked at a port somewhere in Asia and Xiba & Co. just happened to be in the same area. Leixia, Natsu, Maxi, and Xiba were strolling around when Xiba suddenly caught the scent of something delicious and ran off to find the source of it. Leixia was calling after Xiba not to run off because she knew that he'd end up eating whatever he smelt and that would probably require paying money afterwards. Maxi stopped Leixia and told her to just let him be and he'd have to figure it out the hard way.
Xiba was running off through the streets and wound up at a tavern-thingy near the port. He casually went and then ordered tons of food, enough to feed 10 people at the least. Xiba was plowing through the food super fast and filling his tummy, and all the waiters/waitresses stared at him in surprise.
Meanwhile at the bar across the room...Cervantes had just come in to get a good drink and relax a bit. Earlier before he docked, he was sorting out his booty and saw a flask with some unknown liquid inside of it. He thought to himself, "Why the hell do I have a flask of water?" With that thought, he felt a little parched and decided to drink the random water that was laying around. As the water flowed down his throat, he felt a slight burning sensation all over his body afterwards. After a minute or two, he had a violent spasm and he was twitching all about the place. Eventually, Cervantes hit the floor and his body became calm again. He stood up and began walking up to the deck, when as he passed a random shiny mirror, he saw his reflection.
Cervantes was young again. He was examining his face and stroking his cheeks curiously. A sudden memory then flashed into his mind and he realized something---that water from the flask was no ordinary water. He recalled a journey to the legendary Fountain of Youth with him taking some water and putting it into a flask for some possible future use. A few more minutes of examination passed before he said to hell with it and walked out to head to the local tavern.
Xiba was beginning to get to the conclusion of his large meal when he realized something important. "No moneeeeeeeeey!!?!?" He was looking around himself to see if there were any money bags laying around, but alas there was none. Xiba got all teary-eyed and stared freaking out and muttering to himself. Cervantes heard the loud ruckus and headed straight to Xiba with gun in-hand and told Xiba to "shut his trap." Xiba then grabbed onto Cervantes' coat and rapidly spouted out a bunch of non-sense to Cervantes, but Cervantes somehow understood what he was talking about and spoke.
"No money, eh? Heh, I can help ye with your problem...for a small fee." Cervantes said with a wicked smirk.
"Really!? That'd be so cool! Thank you so much!" Xiba exclaimed. He picked up the last dumpling and stuffed it into his mouth as Cervantes started putting out some gold coins out onto the table. Cervantes glanced over to a nearby waitress and asked, "Enough?", and the waitress nodded and continued to do her work.
Cervantes and Xiba started walking out of the tavern when Xiba reminded Cervy of the small fee. Cervantes had almost forgotten about it, but he might as well collect, now that he brought it up.
"The payment...Let's see...how about your soul?"
"My soul!? Isn't there anything else?" Xiba said hesitantly.
"Hmmm...perhaps a few organs then? Heh heh heh..."
"Heh heh heh.........." Xiba was speechless and just kept following Cervantes unconsciously until they reached Cervantes' ship. They continued walking onto the deck and Cervantes finally spoke.
"Heh heh heh, I supposed I could forget about this if you give me yer booty." Cervantes was feeling a little frisky ever since his body became young again. He had no crew, slaves, or wenches to satisfy himself with, so Xiba would have to do.
"Booty? But I don't have any ~," Xiba whined.
"Oh, ye have one all right....." Cervanted trailed off and took Xiba's arm and led him to his cabin.
XXX happens to XXX by XXX and a bunch of other naughty stuff. XDDDD
After the booty conquest...Cervantes carried Xiba outside to the port and set him down on a nearby crate.
"Thank ye for the booty. Heh heh heh, call the great Cervantes whenever you need anything, got it little monkey?" He said.
"Th-thank you, captain-sir." Xiba said softly. "Next time I eat, I'll call you!" With that Xiba stood up slowly from the crate, paused for a moment to feel his sore bum, and then ran off with a smile towards Cervantes. Cervantes chuckled to himself and walked back to his ship.
Leixia, Natsu, and Maxi were waiting at a table at little shop in the port city and looked up when they heard Xiba announcing his arrival.
"Where the heck were you!?!? We were starving!" Leixia shouted out.
"I met a cool new friend who took some booty!" Xiba said happily.
"......." Leixia and the others stood with confused looks on their faces and didn't know what to think.
~ The End ~
Since Maxi is a pirate, he might know what Xiba is talking about...maybe. XDDD <3
The story was supposed to be short...like a paragraph long, but I got so into it. >3>
I might do all the XXX parts later...maybe to be a companion piece with the naughty art that I saw with Cervy x Xiba. o3o
Anyways.....I'll just leave the story and pics here and see the responses later. XD
