Let me start by posting the results that I was attempting to keep track of:
SC4 singles:
NinjaCW (Cassandra) vs - 725 (Mitsurugi) 1-2
KrazyieCD (Mitsurugi) vs Necroson (Zasalamel / Cassandra) 2-0
Himura (Maxi) vs Augustin (Mitsurugi) 0-2
Greatone1939 (Mitsurugi) vs Widowmaker (Sophitia/Siegfried) 2-0
Nofacekill3r (Ivy) vs RedTestament (Kilik) 2-0
Aris (Cassandra) Vs Dookie Typhoon (Yoshimitsu) 2-0
Solid Snizzy (Yoshimitsu) Vs magi (Nightmare) 0-2
Jared (Astaroth) Vs Nori (Cervantes) 0-2
Xephukai (Amy) vs Rock_Splitter (Siegfried) 2-0
King_Salmon (Mitsurugi) vs Black Mamba (Voldo) 2-0
thugish_pond (Amy) vs NDK (Kilik, almost Hilde) 2-0
Malice (Sophitia) Vs Greatone1939 (Mitsurugi) 2-0
725 (Mitsurugi) Vs HajimeOwari (Yoshimitsu) 1-2
Dreamkiller (Amy) Vs Chickenwing (Astaroth) 2-0
King_Salcom Vs KrazyieCD (Mitsurugies) 0-2
thugish_pond (Amy) Vs Nori (Cervantes) 2-0
Charbon (Xianghua) Vs Ivylicious (Nightmare) 0-2
Dreamkiller (Amy) Vs Xephukai (Astaroth/Mitsurugi) 2-0
TheHumanTyphoon (Setsuka) Vs Augustin (Mitsurugi) 2-1
Dreamkiller (Amy) Vs HajimeOwari (Yoshimitsu) 2-0
Nofacekill3r (Ivy) Vs Aris (Cassandra) 2-0
Malice (Sophitia) Vs thugish_pond (Use Taki Nigga) 0-2
TheHumanTyphoon (Setsuka) Vs KrazyieCD (Mitsurugi) 0-2
Nofacekill3r (Ivy) Vs Ivylicious (Nightmare/Taki) 2-0
KrazyieCD (Mitsurugi) Vs Dreamkiller (Amy) 1-2
thugish_pond (Amy) vs Nofacekill3r (Ivy) 1-2
Malice (Sophitia) Vs Xephukai (Mitsurugi) 1-2
Xephukai Vs King_Salmon
King_Salmon (Yun Seong) Vs KrazyieCD (Mitsurugi) 2-0
thugish_pond (Amy) vs HajimeOwari (Yoshimitsu) 2-0
Dreamkiller (Amy) Vs Nofacekill3r (Ivy) 2-3?
thugish_pond (Amy) Vs King_Salmon (Mitsurugi)
thugish_pond (Amy) Vs Dreamkiller (Amy/Taki/Amy)
thugish_pond (Amy) Vs NofaceKiller (Ivy) 3-2; 3-2?
SC4 teams: The team tournament was in a round robin format. This had to be the brokest ass team tournament that I tried to run, but it was fun while it lasted.
SC4 Teams
Team TX
Chickenwing - Asta
Nori - Cervantes
Augustin - Amy
Team Norcal
KrazyieCD - Xianghua
NDK - Kilik
HajimeOwari - Yoshimitsu
Team Queen OMG Us So Mean!
Lobo - Cassandra
MaxxDreamKiller – Amy
Destinizish - Setsuka
Team SoCal
DrDogg - Yoshimitsu
King_Salmon – Yun Seong
Nofacekill3r - Amy
Team Scrubtastic!
NigerianNM - Mitsurugi
Nickie - Amy
Charbon - Xianghua
Team ChiScrub
TheHumanTyphoon - Setsuka
thugish_pond - Amy
Xephukai - Astaroth
Team Rapedicks!
Malice - Sophitia
RedTestament - Kilik
Widowmaker - Siegfried
I thought that TIO would autosave my results, but when we basically got kicked out of Devastation for the day due to somebody being too black and loud, and when people were just doing whatever, I closed the program and lost the results. Last time I checked the results, Queens were up, so the winner of the brokest team tournament I ever been a part of goes to Team Queens OMG Us So Mean. Not only were they wrecking shit but they have the gayest name for a team ever. Great job guys.
But wow, what an event. I came to Devastation not knowing what to expect or who I would actually meet, and ended up having a blast along with Calibur leaving a lasting impression on the event itself. I wasn’t expecting to have this much fun at Devastation or to be able to come away with so many stories. For those who were unable to make it, I wish that you could have been a part of it, but seeing how much hype and interest people are now showing in Calibur in this aftermath, I’m sure that people won’t miss out if we are back next year.
So how was the tournament for Soul Calibur 4? The tournament itself was so much fun. The brackets ran as smooth as you could ask for. We were given ample time to have our tournament streamed online. And we were the only ones to also have drunk commentary during our matches, so a big shoutout again goes to the Dev team for moving the start time from Friday to Saturday so that we could all make it and compete in the tournament and so people could watch matches online.
I had my worries about how the tournament would go and what people’s impressions of Soul Calibur would be. I also did not want to see Amy vs Amy in the finals, so shout out to Noface for taking out thugish_pond on Saturday. That semi-final match was a hot one, and gave more people a reason to watch the conclusion on Sunday. I was so rooting for Noface to win it all, but it is difficult to beat thugish twice in one tournament by the same person. He is something else and the World Champion for a reason, and is still the man to beat. Hopefully more people will step up to face him.
The finals on Sunday were hot though. I got there early to watch the finals for most of the games. They were pretty entertaining to watch, but the finals for SC4 were the truth though. I was rooting for Noface hard because thugish is evil and must be defeated. Hopefully that will happen soon because he can't stay on top forever.
At the end, it seemed like people were down on Calibur, but after reading this aftermath thread for the past few days, the posts have been pretty lively. One of the reasons why I came out to Devastation was to help put some life back into this game because Calibur is still the shit. I’m not quitting no time soon. I still have plenty of bitches to stab, and now some new faces that I need to beat.
I don’t know what it is about Calibur players, but everybody is cool as fuck. It doesn’t matter who you are, where you from, what gender you are, what your sexuality is, or your skill level at the game, we can all hang out and have a great time. I’m glad to be a part of this community.
I would love to come back to Phoenix again. I know there’s a bunch of people who would have came to this one if they could, plus the French were going to come as well. And I wish that Namco was working on a new version of Calibur so that the decision to have us back would be an easier one to make, but there’s still plenty of life to this game. But if there’s Calibur at Devastation next year, I will definitely be back for it. Plus everybody that I talked to said that they would be back next year. And if you are reading this and weren’t able to come, you have a year to plan for next year’s Dev, so don’t be planning shit at the last minute and then try to come out here on a whim because some unexpected shit could happen like your car break down on you.
Plus I need to see my West Coast peoples again. We had way too much fun. I hope you come visit me here in Philadelphia sometime.
Shoutouts:
Jedirobb & Dr. Dogg: Thanks again for having us and for giving Calibur some good exposure time. When I look at the aftermath for 2009, everyone had nothing but great things to say about Devastation, and the same can be said for 2010. I can’t think of anything bad to say about the event. Everything about Devastation was top notch. Hopefully we will be back next year.
Lobo: I wasn’t expecting you to be hungover by the time I arrived, but damn, pick up people from the airport first, then get drunk. We need to actually get some games in next time. I still need to give you some of that Sophie love.
KrazyieCD: it’s good to finally meet you and experience the krazyieness firsthand. You were acting a fool for pretty much the entire weekend. I have never seen a black man happier in my life at Hooters. I also never seen anyone get ejected from a video game tournament. I’m fucking you up the next time I see you. Fuck that Maxi bullshit. I was not ready for that because nobody uses him. But you are the man at this game and you did well in the tournament. Good shit.
Greatone: it’s good to finally meet you as well. I hope I didn’t stab you too badly with Sophie. I also can’t believe that you sat next to me all that time and didn’t say shit until I said something. I also need to hit you up for some hotel discounts and play you more. Hope to see you soon.
Xephukai: it’s good to finally meet you as well. I’m kicking that ass next time. Fucking unseeable 2KB bs. But I already knew that you were good. Leave them gamer girls alone ladykiller. And I was honored to sign your nametag eventhough it included the essence of Lobo’s balls on it. That’s a keepsaver now.
Destinizish: it’s good to finally meet you as well. I hope you enjoyed the cock pillow slaps. I’m kicking that ass next time.
Dreamkiller: it’s good to see you again. It’s crazy that I have to fly all the way across the damn country to see you. And I have yet to play any games with you. I haven’t played you in Calibur in 2 years. I'm sure to see you soon in Philly.
King_Salmon I now see why you are named that. You just show up and start whipping ass. Epic matches against KrazyieCD. Keep playing that Calibur.
thugish_pond aka Kobe Bryant aka player hater of the year – man you are evil. But not only are you the man at this game, but your cockblocking skills are also top tier. Who the fuck gets cockblocked by a PS3 controller? That was a historic moment in hater history. And let me get some Calibur groupies too. Holla at me.
Nofacekill3r: Glad that you came out and took 2nd place. I would have killed myself if there was an Amy Vs Amy final. Amy Vs Ivy is more bearable. Plus the crowd got hyped whenever you did a command grab. And your match against Dreamkiller was fucking intense. And I wish that I was around for more of your famous quotes. At least I was there for one of them. Your nametag is also not food.
TheHumanTyphoon: Leave them Hooters waitresses alone. Gotta get more games in next time.
DivineChaos97: Wasn’t expecting you to come here, but glad you came. Fuck Street Fighter and get back on this Calibur tip.
Ivylicious: glad to meet you for the first time. You did well in SC, SF, and in Tekken. Keep that shit up.
NinjaCW: wasn’t expecting you to go to Devastation, but glad you made it. Good shit in SF.
Hajime: Awesome Yoshi shenanigans. I'm beating that ass next time.
Blackmamba – good to meet you for the first time. Let them haters keep hatin. And keep on playing Calibur.
TX: As soon as you guys were here, yall were out. Stay longer next time.
Arizona: thanks for being hot and raising taxes right before I get there. GGs.
Hyatt: Beautiful hotel. Hot ass receptionists. Banging ass breakfast. I’ll see you again.
Hooters: Thanks for putting up with our shenanigans. I don't ever go to Hooters, but the one in Phoenix was godlike.
Asian Hooters waitress with them big ass titties: Damn you had some big ass titties. I wish I could have put a ring on that like dahang!!!!!!!!!
White Hooters waitress with the big ass titties: Damn you had some big ass titties. Plus you had ass. I know that you will never read this, but dahang!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old drunk lady: Fix your marriage and stop being a slut. Alcohol is not an excuse to be one.
Old guy: Fix your marriage too. If you were handling your business like you were supposed to, you wouldn’t have your lady looking for love with some random Calibur players on the street. Then you go and throw beer like a little bitch. You lucky you ain’t catch an ass whooping.
Random black guy at the hotel: Damn you were random. I don’t know why random people just come up and talk to me, but we had to have spent an hour just talking about white chicks with asses in Arizona. At first I was going to run, but the conversation was too deep. Be well.
Random ass bartender at random ass club: you are the fucking truth. I don't drink long island iced teas, but you were hooking them bitches up proper. ggs
Duck Hunt: so much fun to play.
Calibur groupie: you were looking good when I was talking to you earlier while sitting with Dr. Dogg. We could always use that groupie love.
Hot ass sisters playing GG and Mahvel: Damn yall look good. Don't be afraid of Calibur players.
Phoenix Convention Center security: you guys know how to ruin a good time when you see one. ggs
Alice Cooper: you suck for not having your kitchen open so that we could get some food.
Dan Marleje: I don’t like you.
White women; where are yall getting these asses from. I need to know.
Delta: thanks for the free flight but charging me for everything else and delaying my flight to Philadelphia for no damn reason. At least we didn’t crash. GGs
As for me, I need to play better. Next time I will play better. Hope to see yall soon. Come visit me in Philly. And Team Rapedicks 4 life.