Gamers and Hygiene: a subject relevant to all of us.

I could definitely get on board with that. Although, I'd prefer that everyone just shower in the first place.
 
Nothing like encountering someone who shares a similar interest, but smells like an old sweaty gym sock. Seriously though, if they don't want to be embarrassed in front of everyone at a public event and be called on it, then they should have thought twice about walking out the door with the smell of a bum. If I'm going to an event like that, the last thing I would be worrying about is getting embarrassed about someone calling my stench in a crowd of people.

You would think the stench itself would have been embarrassing enough for you before you left your front door (i.e. front flap of the RCA box). I don't understand how some people can be perfectly fine with not taking care of their body at all. It's like they think the smell will eventually go away and they'll be able to just buy a new body at Wal-Mart next week or something.

Maybe they have just grown so used to it. Maybe they want to turn their own body stench into a musky cologne one day. Hell if I know.

Regardless, it should still be encouraged to this stinking fool, should you encounter him or her to:

TAKE A DAMN SHOWER!!!
 
Just wear a gas mask/backpack breathing apparatus everywhere.

it also doubles as a nice fashion accessory, while keeping your brain rich with oxygen and able to think during periods of high stress!




... I'm one of those polite "suffer in silence" people,
so sue me.
 
*sues*

Sorry, I'm not going to a tournament dressed as Psycho Mantis just because some dude dropped the soap (c wut i did thar?)
 
Hot_Rod_Dave said:
Have some respect for the person that invited you over not knowing if your a flaming homo (not that it makes you a bad person)........try to disguise it at least!!
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Lol? Um....ok.....

I know how it is to sit in front of the computer all day and you just don't think about the simplest of things. But if not for other people then do it for yourself. Be sure to keep yourself clean for your own health.
 
I don't understand how this is such an epidemic, if I don't shower for a day I feel disgusting and can't focus. That greasy feeling, ugh. Can't play with it. Can't think with it. Can't win with it. Can't do it.

And why? Why not clean yourself? How much apathy and self-hate do you have to have to never shower or put on deodorant?

The fact that so many people have had encounters with this type of thing really caught me by surprise.
 
Stink is part of my strategy. Whiff punishes galore! <_<

I'm starting to put two and two together, Utsuse... Looking at the sky and all...
 
I have emerged from the showering pod and smell delightful!

I am now having a cigarette, ruining my flowery endeavor.

I made myself sad :(
 
Yeah I smell hella delightful right now too. I smell like fucking licorice. I got out the shower and my coffee was ready so aww yea.

I get my soap from this awesome lady on Etsy named Savor. If you want to smell like a girl there's girl scent.. and if you want to smell like a man she has manly smelling stuff too: http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5358303
 
phae said:
Yeah I smell hella delightful right now too. I smell like fucking licorice. I got out the shower and my coffee was ready so aww yea.

I get my soap from this awesome lady on Etsy named Savor. If you want to smell like a girl there's girl scent.. and if you want to smell like a man she has manly smelling stuff too: http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5358303
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ok now thats just overly gay. If i catch one more guy in the bath and beyong store in the mall, smelling soaps, and NOT with his old lady, I swear to god im gonna poop a little.

MEN: if you find yourself in that smelly soap staore and you are actually enjoying yourself. You are either questioning your sexuality or you are confident in your sexuality. Rest assured that the other men standing outside the store holding thier wives purses have a few more hairs on thier balls. What you should do is just send your old lady in there to buy them for you. Thats what i do.
 
Hot_Rod_Dave said:
ok now thats just overly gay. If i catch one more guy in the bath and beyong store in the mall, smelling soaps, and NOT with his old lady, I swear to god im gonna poop a little.

MEN: if you find yourself in that smelly soap staore and you are actually enjoying yourself. You are either questioning your sexuality or you are confident in your sexuality. Rest assured that the other men standing outside the store holding thier wives purses have a few more hairs on thier balls. What you should do is just send your old lady in there to buy them for you. Thats what i do.
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But...but, the soap soaps smell so nice...;____;
 
Hot_Rod_Dave said:
no no...your a bad boy, you get a spankin!! im gonna send my 500lbs aunt (who looks like she should be an uncle) to come pinch you in the nipple
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Ah well...-_-

*gets bondage gear ready and puts on ball gag*

Guess I'm all set for when she comes over. I'll just imagine she's Tira. <.<;;
 
Hot_Rod_Dave said:
ok now thats just overly gay. If i catch one more guy in the bath and beyong store in the mall, smelling soaps, and NOT with his old lady, I swear to god im gonna poop a little.

MEN: if you find yourself in that smelly soap staore and you are actually enjoying yourself. You are either questioning your sexuality or you are confident in your sexuality. Rest assured that the other men standing outside the store holding thier wives purses have a few more hairs on thier balls. What you should do is just send your old lady in there to buy them for you. Thats what i do.
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There's something wrong with buying a soap that women love to smell on a guy? Guess I better pass on getting body wash just to make stank ass haters happy.
 
ShenOu said:
If it were me, would you help me get rid of the scent?
I know I'd help you do that.

XD
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Sure! If I am helping you I'll be wearing one of those suits people wear when there's a nuclear accident.
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