Manliest Characters

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Manliest Characters

1) Rock (sitting on people's faces, tossing them around and smashing them into the ground, killing exotic animals to wear them as hats, plus looking like a pro wrestler except without the BS, Rock is the manliest character in Soul Calibur)
2) Hilde (slightly obnoxious, wearing most of her clothes, she might as well be a man)
3) Mitsurugi (HE'S AN ANGRY MAN)

Honorable mentions

Setsuka (SHE'S AN ANGRY MAN, but Marry Poppins keeps her off the list)
Yoshimitsu (namu namu namu namu)
Vader (sorry, I wouldn't include him since he is a guest, but ya'll can whatever you like)

Unmanliest Characters:

1) Talim
2) Yun-Seong
3) Siegfried (maybe if he got drunk and said stuff like "ICH WERDE IHRE BRöTCHEN SCHLAGEN!!" once in a while, he wouldn't be down here)
 
Manly:
1) Thunderbuns.
Custom Rock...with no pants. And a giant hammer instead of that spiky mace thing.
2) Captain Astaroth.
Because he FALCON AXE and KNEE OF JUSTICEs you like the best of them.
3) Nightmare.
Seriously? He's evil incarnate. He gets manly points for that.

Honorable mentions:
Hilde -- for being smart enough to wear armor in battle. And, she is an asshole. AKA: Manly.

Unmanly:
1) Raphael
2) Amy
3) Talim

...I don't really have to give reasons, do I?

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LOL I just read this, and then realized who posted it.
You didn't even mention YOUR Captain Astaroth. I had to mention it FOR YOU.
 
Yoshimitsu. You've gotta be pretty manly to drive a flaming Katana deep into your guts, spin around whilst said blade is still inside you, and somehow heal from it.
 
best topic in a while

IMO, the manliest are Algol, Nightmare, Rock, and Vader.

Vader is particularly manly because he makes those warble sounds during attacks like 44K, 11K, or 22K, not to mention that the animations for those attacks are manly already. His throw animations are very manly as well. B+G into the wall is the best way to win a match.
 
Whats win the tags on this forum? I see handjob and full speed aerial kicks in every topic, lol. Oh, my vote is for X, just look at her. Mitsu is the least manliest.
 
Rock. His name is Rock. He wears a skinned endangered animal on his head and carries a gigantic hammer. No one else even compares.
 
1. Rock-Looks like he is the strongest human strength whys. He looks awesome in his near nakedness and he reminds me of Triple H without the big shot attitude.
2. Astaroth-He is not the top since he is a clone of Rock almighty, he gets awesome points for trying.

3. Darth Vader- He does have the feel of Nobility and power when you play as him.

mentions.
Raphael-Like his nobilty and confidence but he is a little to exctravagent.
Voldo-You need guts of fashion to wear what he does.
 
Manly:

Rock- Obviously. A man's man. A real swingin' dick.
Ivy- I'd still hit it.
Lizardman- He has man in his name.
Algol- I've never heard such a powerful baritone.
Cassandra- Total tranny.

Not manly:

Raph- Seems very French.
Yoshi- A little fruity.
Tira- Too cutesy.
Astaroth- Isn't he technically a toddler? nothing manly about toddlers.
 
Utsuse said:
If you're going to argue that Hilde is an asshole, and therefore manly, then Amy is manly too. Have you ever listened to the stuff she says?
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Amy is like emo asshole. Although, yes, I should probably revise my list since she's a dick too. Hrm...
 
lol Ignis, I didn't post about our CASs because nobody would know what I'm talking about without pics.

Okay, okay. I've redid my thing. After much consideration, Yoshimitsu is probably more manly than Hilde or Mitsurugi.

And Lizardman's name has MAN in it, so he gets 3rd.

1) Rock
2) Yoshimitsu
3) Lizardman

Honorable Mentions:

Vader
Algol
Mitsurugi
Hilde
Setsuka
Astaroth

Also, Voldo is in no way manly

Least manliest

1) Yun-Song
2) Voldo
3) Siegfried
 
manly:raph ,rock, astroth

unman:Sigfried(blond Fabio haircut WTF?),kilik(he has a low cut shirt and wears fur?),and voldo(he wears a thong in sc3)
 
Voldo can get away with wearing bondage fetish clothing and still kicking ass, also defeating his foes while blindfolded and deaf. He kicks ass with a handicap, nothing more manly than that.
 
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