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Allyourbase said:
Happy birthday sweetie! I got you a gift. It's my dick in a box!
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never thought i'd be on a boat....
it's a big blue watery road...
POSIEDON!!! look at me!
never thought i'd see the day
that a big boat comin my way
believe me when i say......

I FUCKED A MERMAID!!!! yeah~~~

i'm on a boat!! take a good hard look at the motha fuckin boat!
 
Psylocide said:
Yeah lol... next time I get jury duty, I'm just going to tell everyone I'm a racist. I'd rather have a room full of people think I'm prejudice than do jury duty again.
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I've never even gotten to that phase. There was a time I actually went into a courtroom, they began selecting jurors, then one of the prospective jurors tells the whole court he's seen the defendant in prison (in the juror prospect's work as a guard at a correctional facility) then they let us all go. Thankfully.

I've always wanted to pull the racism card, but then be like "But I'm not really racist, I mean I've had race X friends, and I'd even drink out of the same cup as race x people if I really had to but everyone knows race X commits more crimes. It's not their fault. It's just how they're brought up. But I'm not a racist."

You know, pretend I'm racist but I'm aware it's not socially acceptable. Just for fun factor points.
 
NightmareKnight said:
Haven't been on the internet long, have you? Cena's actually one of the more sane members on the board. Don't worry, though. If you hang around this thread more often, you'll pick it up.
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Aww...Thanks, NMK, although I don't know why you'd think I'm sane. ^^;
 
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