What characters do &/or say in certain situations?

[franman]

This is a just-for-fun game for all your curious SC fans out there.

Here's how the game works:

-You give out only one situation as long as the sentence of a situation has a [insert name] within it.

-The responding poster picks several characters of his/her choice and posts what these characters do and/or say in that situation.

-After that the poster either repeats the same situation or makes up a new one plz refer to the first point.

-Note that you can use the same characters even though if it's in the same situation but has to be different for the character's actions and/or character's statement.

Example:

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Poster A: you flick a pebble at [insert name]'s side of the head.
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Poster B: Talim- Rubs the side of her head "Oww! stop it..."
Zasalamel- Stares at you with cold eyes.
Raphael- "You incompetent dog! have you no manners?"

You offer [insert name] a cookie.
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You can give any situation you want just as long as it's not something dirty/pornographic.

Here's to begin...

You offer [insert name] an apple.

 

[Blossom]

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Nightmare : WHY DID YOU GIVE ME A COOKIE ? SOUUUUUUUUULS , I WANT SOUUUUUUUULS !

you take away [insert name's] weapon .

 

[The-Instigator]

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Sophitia: Damnit, now what am I going to use to fight my enemies?
Yoshimitsu: Your ass.
Sophitia: *blushes* Oh... right ^^'

You offer [insert name] a blunt.

 

[SBA]

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Tira (Jolly): Damn dis some good ish, aint it GLoomy?
Tira (Gloomy): Shutup and pass it!
Yun-seoung: You guys never chip in for da weed, but somehow ur always smokin it....

You see [insert name] stalking [insert name]

 

[TsunamiBye]

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Lizardmen: *growls gently*
Seong Mi-na: Stop following me, monsters!
Lizardmen: *growls gently*

You watch two[insert name] run around in circles.

 

[Mr_Takosuke]

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Siegfried "Why are we doing this why can't we just fight to the death?"

Nightmare "Cause it's fun ^_^"

Siegfried "But you're a peice of armour brought to life and controled by a sword whose sole popurse is to consume souls. Are you saying that Soul Edge finds this fun?"


Soul Edge "WEEEEEEE!"

Siegfried (Faceplam)



[Insert character here] and [insert character here] switch wepons.

 

[TsunamiBye]

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Raphael: What am I supposed to do with this sword, you cur?!
Mitsurugi: What kind sword is this, you fool?
Raphael: Its a rapier. Have seen it not, I suppose.
*Mitsurugi plays around with it.*
Mitsurugi: I'm taking this sword, its perfect.
Raphael: What?!
*two weeks later, a duel of the ages.*
Mitsurugi: Save the formalities, let's fight.
*Mitsurugi wields the rapier like the samurai he is.*
Raphael: I'm in a pleasant mood, let us play.
*Raphael tries to take the katana out of his sheath quick, but its stuck.*
Mitsurugi: How pathetic. Don't make me laugh.
*Raphael finally gets the katana out of the sheath.*
Raphael: Aha! ^^"
Mitsurugi: *facepalm*

You see [insert name] chasing [insert name]

 

[Mr_Takosuke]

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Cervantes "I'll teach you not to steal my moveset bitch"


Shura "You're just envious that i'm better looking than your daughter"



[insert character here] has just discovered 8wayrun.com

 

[The-Instigator]

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Talim: *looks at ZONG_one's avatar* Where the hell did he find that picture of me?! ZONG_one is a dead man >83.

You see [insert character's name] performing physical abuse onto [insert character's name].

 

[Radar]

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Cervantes: Where you you young lady?
Ivy: I was just out with some friends
Cervantes: Don't LIE TO ME YOUNG LADY
Ivy: I was! I swear!
Cervantes: You weren't out with that boy weren't you?
Ivy:....
Cervantes: WEREN'T YOU
Ivy: Yes! I was! I'm sorry!
Cervantes: Alright, that does it *pulls out belt*
Ivy: No daddy! No!
Cervantes: *Whips* *Whips* *Whips*
Ivy: Ahh! One day it'll me me whose whipping you!
Cervantes: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BRAT!!


[Character] and [Character] just had a very awkward sexual moment.

 

[Mr_Takosuke]

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Doctor (To mi-na) "I'm sorry but Kilik just gave you an STD you have 6 months to live.


Kilik "Wow I guess my rod WAS her doom after all"


[Insert character here] gets warped to modern times

 

[Nightmare-RDM]

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Nightmare: Your meager souls are worthless! I am still parched!

You see [Insert name] trip over a rock.

 

[eagles4life10]

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Nightmare: Your meager souls are worthless! I am still parched!

You see [Insert name] trip over a rock.

Rock: "OUCH! Wha tha FUCK..!? *Looks down at the rock he tripped over* Stupid piece of %&$*(%*%*%"!!!!!!!"

Rock picks up the rock he tripped over and throws it at [Insert name] face.

 

[Mr_Takosuke]

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

(Hits Cervantes)

Cerv "OUCH! Well eat this bitch"

(Performs 6B+A )

(Rock sidesteps and the gunshot misses)


Cerv "FFFFFF-"


[Insert character here] is their oppsite gender e.g a male becomes female and vice versa.

 

[twinsbrown]

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Ivy (As a dude): *shrug* Wasn't it obvious from the beginning?

[Insert character here] rapes [insert character here]

 

[Radar]

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Setsuka: Whose the bitch now huh? whose the bitch now?
Mitsurugi: *cries*
Setsuka: *finishes and puts her clothes back on* Tell the other samurais what just happened here.


[character] needs a loan from the bank for a secret reason

 

[twinsbrown]

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Banker: And why do you need this loan?
Raphael: Oh, I just ran out of cash to pay my 12 year old prostitu-
Banker: What?
Raphael: What?

[insert name here] has a baby with [insert name here]

 

[The-Instigator]

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Cassandra: I don't know what Sophitia is blabbing about... I think he makes a great father *reveals a baby who is half human and half lizard*
Lizardman: Raaarrrruuurrraawwwrrrrrararaarrruuuuwwwrr (translation: Yeah, at first, there was a bit of arguing and a lot of scratching and biting occurred, but once we both discussed our hatred towards Soul Edge, one thing led to another... sorry Voldo, once you go Greek, you'll never go back to freak).

[insert character here] has just ate a years worth of cake in one sitting.

 

[Mr_Takosuke]

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Nightmare: "Mmmmmm! Screw souls form now on all i'm gonna have is cake."

Soul Edge: "But then that means....."

Nightmare: "Yes I don't need you anymore. Take a hike"

Soul Edge: "T_T"


[Insert character here] Had just discovered That Soul Edge need a new person to wield him. And decides to use him a a wepon.

 

[TsunamiBye]

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

*Nightmare, Cervantes, Astoroth, and Algol are fighting over Soul edge*
Cervantes: It belongs to me, move aside fools!
Astoroth: Shut up! Soul edge is mine!
Algol: Only I can wield its true power!
Nightmare: I'm the one that fed it the most souls!
*Cervantes, Algol, and Astaroth looked straight at Nightmare.*
Cervantes: Oh? Then why don't you feed it a soul?
*Nightmare grabs Tira and puts her next to the soul edge.*
Astaroth: This might be worthwhile....
Algol: Indeed.
*Nothing happens.*
Nightmare: What's this? Why isn't it working?!
Tira(Jolly): Because I'm the new wielder! Hooray!
Nightmare, Astaroth, Algol, and Cervantes: What?!
*Tira picks up Soul Edge.*
Tira(Gloomy): You guys have a problem?!
Nightmare, Astaroth, Algol, and Cervantes: No......
*From this day forth, Tira is the wielder. Nightmare, Astaroth, Cervantes, and Algol are the servants.*

You see [Insert name] and [Insert name]dancing.