What characters do &/or say in certain situations?

What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Raphael- dancing with Amy "It aches me to see how people treat you... I promise you my beloved that I'll find you more pets to dance with..."
Amy- slightly glances towards him then glanced downward. "I don't need anyone else..."
Raphael- slightly surprised, "Don't be a nuisance dear... this is a cruel world out there and I'll be the one correcting it."
Amy- "Father, please don't put your life at risk anymore. You're the only one reaching out for me and losing you means losing everything."
Raphael- a tear rolled down his cheek "Amy..."

You perform a magic trick to [Insert name].
 
What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Watch as I make Yoshimitsu disappear and reappear!

:sc4rap1::sc2yos2:

Surprised? It was too easy. ^^"

[insert name] and [insert name] are are crying because.......
 
What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Talim: *sobs* When will all the fart jokes stop? TT_TT
Voldo: HissssshisssshisssssHIISSSSSHISSSSHISSSS *eyes start watering* (translation: You think you got it bad?... try being called a homo every waking hour for the rest of your life.... *throws his hands to the sky* I'M NOT GAY... I'M METROSEXUAL!!

You see [character name] explaining a situation with the police.
 
What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Yun-Seong: "What?! She told me she was 18!!"
Talim: *runs back into house, bedsheet around her body*

You see [insert name] and [insert name] playing rock-paper-scissors.
 
What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Rock: 3....2....1.... GO!
*Rock throws out a rock, voldo throws out scissors*
Voldo: HISSSSShisss! - translation: DAMNIT, I never win in this game X(

You see two female [characters] doing something very odd.
 
What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Seong-Miina: Yeah! Come on, you almost got it, jam it in there good! Almost there!

Sophitia: Such a tight fit...

Miina: And... THERE!

Sophitia pries open the giant clam finally.

Miina: Time to make Tempura!

You see [insert name] playing hackey sack with [insert name].
 
What characters do &/or say in certain situati

:sc2maxi1:Maxi: Hey, pay attention!
:sc2yun2:Yun-Seong: Over here!
:sc2maxi1:Maxi: Oh yeah!
:sc2yun2:Yun-Seong: I'm on fire!
*Maxi Messed up*
:sc2yun2:Yun-Seong: Hey come on. I was just getting warmed up.
:sc2maxi1:Maxi: Damn. I messed up.....

[Insert name] is arguing with the cops because....
 
What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Police Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Yoshimitsu: Talk.... is cheap.
Police Officer: What?
Yoshimitsu: Shikisoku sekuuuu!!
Police Officer (on radio): I need backup.
Yoshimitsu: Though shalt be slain... my apologies.
Police Officer: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW OR YOU WILL BE TASED!!
Yoshimitsu: Evil or not.... DIE!
*Yoshimitsu lunges at the officer, but not before 40,000 Volts go through his body*
Yoshimitsu: Waahh, this cannot be!
Police Officer (to himself): All I wanted to tell him is that one of his headlights was out o_O.

You see [insert name] juggling flaming chainsaws at a circus.
 
What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Yun-Seong: WOOHOO!!

Yun-Seong doing random tricks and whatnot.

Yun-Seong: UUWAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! (Death cry)

Announcer guy: K.O.!

[insert name] is visiting their grandmother.
 
What characters do &/or say in certain situati

:sc2tal3:Talim: Kumusta po kayo?
Grandmother: Kumusta ka, Talim?
:sc2tal3:Talim: Mabuti rin, salamat po.
Grandmother: Saan ka galing?
:sc2tal3:Talim: Diyan lamang.
*Talim points to the windmill*

[Insert name] likes..........
 
What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Nightmare "SOULS!"


Siegfried (Gives Nightmare some shoes)


Nightmare "NOT THAT KIND!"


[Insert character here] tels [insert character here] that they discovered that SC4 is a video game.
 
What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Astaroth: Hehe... hey Rock, look what I did to you in Character Creation.
*Rock sees himself in a pink afro with nothing but a pink Loincloth, Caretaker's Breastplates, and pink Bandages on*
Rock: Oh yeah... look what I did to you.
*Astaroth sees nothing but his normal 2P costume on*
Astaroth: What did you do?
Rock: Absolutely nothing... you're gay looking as it is.
Astaroth: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
*Astaroth and Rock start bitch smacking each other*

You see [insert character name] just realizing that a new live-action SCIV movie is about to be made.
 
What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Siegfried: "Well that dosen't sound too bad"


(Siegfried sees the street fighter movie)

"Well it MIGHT not end up like that"

(Siegfried sees the second MK movie)


"Well that was pertty god awful but still"

(Siegfried sees the legend of chun-li)

"OH GOD WE ARE SO FUCKED!"

[insert character] relizes that they wont be in the next SC game.
 
What characters do &/or say in certain situati

*Yoshimitsu gets a letter.*

Dear Yoshimitsu,

You are not eligible to be in the next SC game for the following reasons:
You were seen doing moves from Tekken that only belong in Tekken.
You are expected to be in the King of iron fist tournament 6.
Your background story is the similar to Tekken's.
Your poses and actions are similar to Tekken's.

Sincerely,
Mishima Zaibatsu leader,
Jin Kazama


*After Yoshimitsu reads this......*

:sc1yos1:Yoshimitsu: Whaa? How can this be? How doest thou know?

[insert name] gets put in jail.
 
What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Shura "Why am I here"

Cervantes "Mabye cause you "stole" my moveset"

(A few minutes later Cervantes is also in jail)

Cervantes "when the hell did they have a bad pun law?"

[Insert character] here is in a fight and relized they frogot their wepon at home.
 
What characters do &/or say in certain situati

:sc4rap1:Raphael: Where's your weapon? You're nothing without it.

:sc4cas1:Cassandra: I didn't think I'm gonna have to use this.....This is gonna hurt!

*Flying aaaayyyyyyyuuusss of doom hits Raphael.*

[insert name] is lost in the woods with [insert name]
 
What characters do &/or say in certain situati

Amy: Well, this sucks... not only do we not know where we are and are weapon-less, but both of our protectors are in jail.
Talim: Wait a sec... did you hear something?
*both hear leaves rustling behind a bush*
*Pedobear suddenly appears*
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Talim: We can defeat him, as long as we stick toge- *sees a white puff of smoke where Amy used to be*
Talim: Ah crap O_O.

You see [insert character name] being summoned for jury duty.
 
What characters do &/or say in certain situati

*Maxi is talking with Xianghua and Kilik.*
:sc2maxi1:Maxi: Man, this sucks......
:sc2xia1:Xianghua: You really did this to yourself.
:sc2maxi1:Maxi: I know.......
:sc1kil1:Kilk: Look on the bright side, at least you're alive.
:sc2maxi1:Maxi: Yeah. At least I got my revenge........
*The three keep talking until a security guard shows up.*
Security Guard: Times up.
*Maxi says his goodbyes to Kilik and Xianghua.*
Security Guard: You, get to work.......
:sc2maxi1:Maxi: Work? work on what?
*Security Guard points to what appears to be an "attractive woman." However, Maxi is oblivious to know that its not a girl.*
:sc2maxi1:Maxi: Oh yeah! Anything for her!
*Maxi is going over to the "attractive woman."*
Security Guard: *chuckles* Wow, he thinks that guy is a "girl"?


[insert name] is stuck in traffic.
 
What characters do &/or say in certain situati

*Somewhere in Los Angeles*
Algol (in his Mini Cooper): Oh come on, move your ass, you're blocking two lanes!
Intoxicated Driver: Oh yeah... hic... why don't you come here and make me, holmes?!
*Algol performs Oofmatic's "Doom bubble combo" on the man*
An hour later
News woman: A crazed gunman shot an innocent man today in what is being called the most bloody murder since the O.J case. Algol, a Burger King manager, has been given a life sentence and is currently being transported to San Quentin Maximum Security Prison... more details at 7.

[insert character name] has accidentally ingested several laxative pills.
 
What characters do &/or say in certain situati

:sc1yos1:Yoshimitsu: *Burp*
*Yoshimistu burps out the pills. He throws them away. Little does he know, it ended up in [insert name] and [insert name]'s mouth.*
 
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