Zombie apocalypse?

[DeathInMyEyes]

Yeah, I was pretty worked up about this at first, but now that its dying down, I'm starting to believe it was just mere coincidence that all that shit happened in a week.

Had to be bath salts.

 

[Susanowo]

I don't see what the big deal would even be if there was a 'Zombie "Apocalypse"'. It's a corpse. If it isn't stiff and hardly moving, it's hardly being held together. It's more likely that you could stroll through a crowd of them, pushing them to the side, than being overtaken. Unless, say, you're Stephen Hawking without the chair. It seems a 'Bath Salt' apocalypse would be both more dangerous and likely.

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

Clearly someone hasnt played Left 4 Dead!

 

[MorrowsWings]

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

It a rash... -__-

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

chemicals are know to 'change' you but not anything like zombie

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchesterhttp://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

My grandma almost bit me for drinking the last of the pespi XD

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

family reunions can lead to much worst

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rashhttp://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

It seems people have a case of itchy ass XD

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miamihttp://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

Its Miami! Who isn't Disoriented!?

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

DRUGSS!!

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

the lining of you throat can bleed after years of alcohol abuse... Sooo yeah

I want a Zombie Apocalypse as much as the next guy, but I guess its not happening.
*sigh* If only :-(

 

[SBA]

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/lqp-79.asp

just gonna leave this here....

 

[BlackDragon37]

1 Lunatic 1 Icepick.

Florida zombie just got knocked off its throne.

 

[REPROBEAN_CHILD]

The funny thing is it seems like people want zombies to exist. Chances are they are way way too into things like Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, COD zombies, 28 weeks later, George Romano films, etc,. You see posts like "we're being prepared for the zombie apocalypse," despite the fact you might not find any guns in warehouses and any survivors/immune would end up food anyway.

 

[MorrowsWings]

we be SCREWED if we get Resident Evil zombies..

 

[0VincentRayne0]

we be SCREWED if we get Resident Evil zombies..

don't you mean Dawn of The Dead zombies. Resident evil zombies are slow and sluggish. if a track star gets bit and turns in a DoTD scenario about 3/4 of the american population is screwed just from that one guy.

but i'm a huge skeptic. i'm not gonna try and debunk all of the news sources without evidence like the guy above me did but i'm not gonna go grab a shotgun and build a bunker in my back yard either. i'll just wait and see what happens and deal with it accordingly. Expect the unexpected? no, my phrase is Expect Nothing.

 

[DeathInMyEyes]

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Yeah, we may be screwed.

http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474981372070

Enjoy the read?

EDIT: Nevermind, turns out it was just a troll.

 

[BlackDragon37]

 

[BlackDragon37]

Oh, and if I didn't know any better, I would've though the guy's face looked like fake-ass special effects and make-up made of strawberry sauce.

Real talk.

 

[Norik]

Oh shit.

I live in Miami.

 

[JetSetDizzy]

you know zombies arent real right

The problem is that they are feasible. That's what makes them scary.

 

[Sett]

The funny thing is it seems like people want zombies to exist. Chances are they are way way too into things like Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, COD zombies, 28 weeks later, George Romano films, etc,. You see posts like "we're being prepared for the zombie apocalypse," despite the fact you might not find any guns in warehouses and any survivors/immune would end up food anyway.

Yeah like Yahtzee says, people will be organizing suicide packs if the internet was down for more than a week.

 

[The Landslide]

The problem is that they are feasible. That's what makes them scary.

Not really. Biting is an awful way to spread a disease.

 

[JetSetDizzy]

But what about that fungus that takes over ants?

 

[MorrowsWings]

I think this belongs here