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What the hell is going on around here.

These morons do not represent, or reflect the views of most British people.

I would appreciate it if you would save your nonsense for less general bullshit and would rather just express your personal peeves with absolute precision - y'know, write an angry letter, screw it up, throw it in the bin and oh...er grow up.
 
Br0ken_Engli5h said:
Well, it's the internet, I suppose. You never quite know if someone is as fuck-witted as they seem.

Still, someone should teach them how to brew proper beers instead of that weak, bland piss they insist on drinking.
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whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whao.....whoa......this isnt my batman cup

yes thats right I`m talking about naming on of the best shows ever created...family guy....and american show =D. Alright thats enough of that.

Seriously though I think MOST americans would rather have that strong beer that could knock us on our asses rather than pay 3 more dollars to get another beer....and then another. Though I`m american, I'll admit, thats one up you have on us....but we got family guy and Kate Beckinsale =p
 
i aint happy unless my pint comes warm :D

and here is the arguement to end it all

we are GREAT Britain, SEEE THAT THAT SAYS GREAT
you are the UNITED STATES of America, whats so good about being united.

says it all really.

FEAF MY PWNING LOGIC
 
Brits should not talk or type like an American especially when they have a British accent...

And vice versa.... but then again its not as cool to speak like a Brit (Or is it? Americans please digress) :S

*throws out hook*
 
DemonTripp said:
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whao.....whoa......this isnt my batman cup
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everyday we all write..."lol" or "lmao"....but that literally made me laugh out loud. that quote is win.

would I be an american traitor if i said that i thought Gordon Ramsey and Bear Gryells were the shit!!??
 
One of the criticisms levelled at Obama in the run up to him being elected was that he is not a real American.

When you look at him, you can see what they mean.

After all, he's slim.
 
BalancedChaos said:
Pukka Pies should be worldwide-thats a given.
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WTF is pukka? I'm not eating anything that sounds like baked vomit. FAIL

twiggywales said:
i aint happy unless my pint comes warm :D

and here is the arguement to end it all

we are GREAT Britain, SEEE THAT THAT SAYS GREAT
you are the UNITED STATES of America, whats so good about being united.

says it all really.

FEAF MY PWNING LOGIC
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Hold up. You live in Wales which is part of the United Kingdom. FAIL

And didn't Great Britain get ringed out from the colonies back in the day? Add that to the list of reasons why we're so awesome.

And I wouldn't mind having someone like Gemma Atkinson or Lucy P. as a pet. They could use some discipline :-)
 
crumpets are pretty good with nutella on em. It was my breakfast every day for a month while I was in Australia. I was about to write not to make the board start to get kinky Malice, but then I googled the first name and shit... I agree ..lol. On a more serious note I need a new girlfriend so I stay off the computer...*sniffle tear. But she better not talk no "chip chip cherrio" nonesense. I don't want a fricken chimney sweep for a galpal. :P
 
Malice said:
And didn't Great Britain get ringed out from the colonies back in the day? Add that to the list of reasons why we're so awesome.
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Don't bring that argument in, it's just tired.
We were fighting a war 3,000 miles away, with reinforcements and resupply only brought in by steam ship. Not to mention that the French, Spanish and Dutch set-up a blockade across the Atlantic in an effort to stop this. Loyalists were also outnumbered 2-1 by the Revolutionaries, while the Continental army knew the territory and fought a guerilla war against us.

That didn't stop us kicking your arse in Quebec and pushing you out of Canada, though.

American military might isn't infallible either.

*coff* Bay of Pigs *coff* 'Nam *coff*
 
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