Jokes thread

[MorsCodeStutter]

Um...THATS KINDA FUCKED!

 

[Xernuht]

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[K0rN_b4LL]

And on today's episode of Law & Order: 8WR-

Since my wife died, leaving our teenage daughter and I behind, I've found that routine can help to cope with the loss.

For example, every night, I pour myself a glass of wine and pop my head round the lounge door and say to my daughter, "Night night. I'm off to bed."

I then walk up the stairs and straight into her bedroom, taking a seat in the corner.

Ten minutes later, she makes her way upstairs and into her room. She strips off, gets comfortable on her bed, and masturbates herself to a quiet but intense orgasm. She then rolls over and falls asleep.

I finish off my wine, and slowly creep out of the room, so that she doesn't wake up.

I then take my glass downstairs and wash it in the kitchen sink, feed my daughter's guide dog, and go to bed.

 

[BlackDragon37]

Just had a handjob from a 17 year old prostitute.

Best pro teen shake ever.

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

I fuckin love this thread. Only because Of BlackDragon. It should be renamed.....

"BlackDragon37's Hall of Hilarity"

 

[BlackDragon37]

Every girls uses Y.O.L.O. until you mention anal.

Lincoln has been doing well in cinemas. How times change.

 

[BlackDragon37]

The bed is probably the best invention in the world.

Millions have been made on it.

 

[MorsCodeStutter]

This does need to be remade into the BlackDragon thread

 

[HolyCarp]

http://calibur.8wayrun.com/wiki/mitsurugi-frame-data-sc5/

Well I thought it was a joke the first time I read it...

 

[Ring]

http://calibur.8wayrun.com/wiki/mitsurugi-frame-data-sc5/

Well I thought it was a joke the first time I read it...

LOL

You're not the only one!

 

[BlackDragon37]

I made a joke about the Gaza strip earlier, but it Israeli inappropriate.

 

[HolyCarp]

I made a joke about large, plant eating mammals earlier, but it's slightly irrelephant.

 

[AZYG4LYFE]

The bed is probably the best invention in the world.

Millions have been made on it.

OMG, THIS GUY, I feel I should say this now but how do you do this, freaking amazing African making jokes everywhere lol, you never fail to impress.

AZ

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

wait wait wait WAIT a fuckin second........

BlackDragon is.....Black? Do they have black people in the UK?

 

[BlackDragon37]

wait wait wait WAIT a fuckin second........

BlackDragon is.....Black? Do they have black people in the UK?

Oh you didn't know? The UK is so multicultural, we don't even need to go abroad.

Why go to Nigeria when there's Tooting?

Why go to Pakistan when there's Bradford?

Why go to Jamaica when there's jail?

 

[GreatOne1939]

http://calibur.8wayrun.com/wiki/mitsurugi-frame-data-sc5/

Well I thought it was a joke the first time I read it...

LOL

You're not the only one!

HATERS...

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

Oh you didn't know? The UK is so multicultural, we don't even need to go abroad.

Why go to Nigeria when there's Tooting?

Why go to Pakistan when there's Bradford?

Why go to Jamaica when there's jail?

OMFG!! I laughed so hard at that, I think I pooped a little.

Its a shame you cant triple "like" things.

and I believe that line in bold is vaugley racist! Or a fart joke. There really cant be a place called "tooting"

 

[BlackDragon37]

Tooting's in South London.

 

[MorsCodeStutter]

Any time you find yourself fawning over woman you deem as beautiful, and start to get the feeling that she's out of your league, keep in mind: someone out there is probably tired of her shit.

If you ever have a tough time reading, always remember that you can look in the Yellow Pages under "Learn,"...if you ever figure out what letter learn starts with.

What do you call a black priest?

Spoiler

A priest, you racist asshole.

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

How do yo give a white man a circumcision?

Kick his sister in the chin.


Ok i started the white people jokes. Now you go