The-Instigator
[09] Warrior
Official "I Love Shura" Thread
You've opened my eyes... I never knew what a cold-hearted person Cervantes... I thought he was misunderstood when he took his daughter's soul... but voting for Bush 90% of the time... I could NEVER forgive him for that XP.
Are you tired of the same old pirating? The same old soulless dual-wielding old man, year after year, wielding two mismatched swords and seeking what was lost but will never be again?
It's time for a change in Soul Calibur. It's time for a separation from the failed pirating and policies of the past. It's time for a better tomorrow. And a tomorrow with Shura is a better tomorrow for you and me. It's time for a change.
FACT:
Cervantes took the SOUL of his own daughter, Ivy.
FACT:
Cervantes voted with President Bush 90% of the time.
FACT:
Cervantes does not, in fact, own even one single pair of assless chaps. Shura owns two, both in stylish shades of blue.
FACT:
Shura has a longer reach both in Washington and in her offhand than Cervantes.
Is this the kind of dual-wield representative you want in YOUR Soul Calibur? I say no, my fellow 8-way runners. I say no.
So when you're going through your character select screen and you're thinking that you need two swords to slice and dice that overpowered Sophitia, go for the choice with the longer reach, the double-Ds, and the lovable skull on her shoulder. An "A" button on Shura is an "A" button for tomorrow.
You've opened my eyes... I never knew what a cold-hearted person Cervantes... I thought he was misunderstood when he took his daughter's soul... but voting for Bush 90% of the time... I could NEVER forgive him for that XP.