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I'm on a boat and, it's going fast and, i've got a nautical-themed Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh!
Get the fuck up, this boat is real!!!!

Fucking song, get it out of my head!!!!
 
Psylocide said:
No, not doctored. Obama is a smoker.

*GASP*
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It looks edited to me.
 
^^^ Lol!!! That's fucking funny, maybe it is doctored. I know he does smoke though on/off he says... but i still like my avatar.
 
Psylocide said:
I'm on a boat and, it's going fast and, i've got a nautical-themed Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh!
Get the fuck up, this boat is real!!!!

Fucking song, get it out of my head!!!!
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Got my swimmin' trunks
And my flippy-floppies
I'm flppin' burgers
You at Kinko's straight
Flippin' copies!
 
"Love your enemies and do good to them that hate and despitefully use you," is the despicable philosophy of the spaniel that rolls upon its back, when kicked. Obey it, O' reader, and you and all your posterity to the tenth generation shall be irretrievably and literally damned. They shall be hewers of wood, and carriers of water, degenerates, Gibeonites. But hate your enemies with a whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek, smash him down; smite him hip and thigh for self-preservation is the highest law. He who turns the "other cheek" is a cowardly dog -- a Christian dog.

Ragnar Readbeard--- Might is Right
 
Talking on the phone with my girl is charming in a high school sort of way but I really need to fucking sleep... but I can't.
 
The rules in life are not to be found in Korans, Bibles, Decalogues and Constitutions, but rather the rules of decadence and death. The "law of laws" is not written in Hebrew consonants or upon tables of brass and stone, but in every man's own heart. He who obeys any standard of right and wrong, but the one set up by his own conscience, betrays himself into the hands of his enemies, who are ever laying in wait to bind him to their millstones.

Ragnar Redbeard -- Might is Right
 
New Miley Cyrus DVD: £15

Tub of Vaseline: £3

XL Box of Tissues: £2

The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless.
 
I’m sending this from hospital.

The last thing I remember was seeing Mike Tyson in the street and saying, “Hey Mike! Hows it hanging?”

And then the fight started...
 
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