Soul Calibur X Tekken: The Office

Devon

[10] Knight
Episode 13:
Let's Bond Together

Christie being interviewed
"I was in the bathroom when I heard Xianghua and Cassandra yelling at each other and throwing things around. I also saw Kilik holding his pants while holding Xianghua at the same time as well as Cassandra grabbing a piece of Xianghua's hair, landing a few blows and Jin stopping the fight.

"Alright ladies, I want to know what the hell is going on?" Jin inquired.

"That bitch started it!" yelled Xianghua.

"No, you started it!" yelled Cassandra.

"Enough!" bellowed Jin.

"Kilik, you tell us what's going on?" Jin asked as the camera pans to Kilik.

"Why are you pulling up your pants?" Jin added.

"Okay, Jin, I'll tell you everything." said Kilik

Kilik's Flashback
It was right after your so called Anger Management class and all the employees are going back to their desks, very tense and all, when I went to the break room getting a drink of coffee, when Xianghua walked in to get coffee herself but was playing the whole "I need help with the coffee" excuse.

"Kilik, I can't seem to get a can of coffee, can you get it for me?" Xianghua asked.

"Okay". said Kilik.

As I am reaching for the coffee maker, I feel her hands groping my butt. I turn around and I already see her licking her lips. Then as I get the coffee for her, she pins me up against the wall and starts taking my pants off .

"You know, Kilik, I thought about the whole anger management thing and this is how I want to vent." said Xianghua.

As Xianghua and I are having....oral sex, in comes Cassandra with a camera and starts taking pictures of us.

"I caught you both red-handed and I am so taking this up with management. You guys are so done!" said Cassandra.

"This leads to Xianghua tackling Cassandra and that's how the whole fight began." Kilik explained.

"Okay, so I see my anger management didn't help anyone here so now I have another plan." said Jin.

"What plan is that, having Xianghua fired at last?" Cassandra asked.

"You wish." sneered Xianghua.

"I want everyone to pack their bags because we are going to a retreat to bond with one another." Jin smiled.

"WHAT?!?" all the employees shouted as the camera panned to their reactions.

Julia being interviewed
" A retreat? What's next, a company BBQ where all we do is fight and bitch at each other?"

"I want everyone to meet up at the retreat and spa, mind you that the spa is off limits." Jin added.

Xianghua and Christie being interviewed
Christie: Why in the hell do we have to go this retreat?
Xianghua: Because someone couldn't keep her entire thoughts to herself.
Christie: I wonder who could that be?

As all the employees meet up at the retreat and spa, they are greeted by Eddy Gordo, Nina Williams, and Jin Kazama, who is in a robe and thermal green mud on his face.

"Welcome everyone to the retreat and spa, we will start venting within an hour" Jin announced.

"Why are you using the spa and we can't?" Julia asked.

"Good question...I just happen to have a membership card." Jin retorted.

"Oh, please." groaned Julia.

"Everyone, get acquainted with this place, you may want to use your two weeks vacation after this." Jin added.

"That green stuff and that robe makes you look gay." smirked Hwoarang.

"Whatever, Hwoarang." said Jin.

As the employees are heading for their rooms, Kilik and Xianghua opened theirs as Cassandra walks past them.

Cassandra being interviewed
"Seeing Kilik and Xianghua opening their retreat room so quickly, I'm suspicious if she is thinking about doing him. This isn't a Motel 6, you know?"

Inside their room, Hwoarang is bored while Yun-Seong is flipping through some channels with a remote control.

"This place blows." said Hwoarang.

"I know." Yun-Seong added.

"What are you doing?" Hwoarang asked.

"I'm looking for anything good to watch." Yun-Seong responded.

Yun-Seong stops on a erotic channel as the camera zooms on Hwoarang's reaction.

"All right, now we're talking!" smirked Hwoarang.

As both men were about to watch the erotic channel, Setsuka walks into their room.

"Hey guys, Jin wants us outside for the bond retreat." said Setsuka.

Setsuka then looks at the erotic channel and then at Hwoarang and Yun-Seong.

"You guys are hopeless." Setsuka added as she walked out of their room.

As the employees were outside, Jin, Nina, and Eddy were already waiting for them.

"Hello, everyone and welcome to our employee retreat." Jin announced.

"I want everyone to feel at home and harmonious." Jin added.

"More like hostile and nauseous." sneered Cassandra as she was sitting between Christie and Xianghua.

"First, we're going to do the trust fall." said Jin.

"I want Xianghua and Cassandra for this activity." Jin added.

The camera pans to Xianghua and Cassandra, who both look pissed off about doing an activity together.

"Okay, Cassandra, Xianghua is gonna fall back and it's your job to catch her." Nina instructed.

"Sure, no problem." smiled Cassandra.

"I fall, I'm going to bust your mouth open." fumed Xianghua.

"Don't worry, trust her." smiled Nina.

"Okay...I'll try" hesitated Xianghua.

Xianghua being interviewed
"If I fall for whatever reason, I am going to pummel the crap out of that pompous bitch!"

"Don't worry, Xianghua, I'll catch you." said Cassandra.

"You better." gritted Xianghua.

As Xianghua folds her arms across her chest and close her eyes, she starts to fall back, hoping that Cassandra will catch her but instead falls on the ground.

"Ow!" whined Xianghua.

"Whoops, just kidding!" smiled Cassandra.

"Why you ungrateful pompous cu--" sneered Xianghua as she was being held back by Christie and Kilik as she was about to lunge for Cassandra.

"I tried to catch her, you all saw me." pleaded Cassandra.

"Wait till I get you, bitch!" yelled Xianghua.

"Okay, can we have Maxi and Setsuka do the trust fall." Jin announced.

"Who's going to do the catching?" Setsuka asked.

"That will be me." retorted Maxi.

"You better catch me or it's your ass." warned Setsuka.

As Setsuka begins to lean back, Maxi tries to play it smooth by trying to catch Setsuka but almost messes up.

"Hey baby, where you been all my life?" Maxi asked.

"In the barn with the rest of your family, you pig." sneered Setsuka as she slaps Maxi.

"She wants me." said Maxi.

"Okay, now we're going to do to have Kilik and Hwoarang hold a keg without either one dropping it." Jin announced.

"Did you just say, a keg?" Yun-Seong asked.

"Trust me, there is no beer in this keg." Jin retorted.

"Damn!" Yun-Seong frowned.

Both Kilik and Hwoarang are holding a keg for a while when Jin, using a feather, starts tickling Kilik.

"Hey, w-what are you doing?" Kilik asked as he was stopping himself from laughing.

"Hold the damn keg, man!" shouted Hwoarang.

"I'm trying to but Jin is tickling me." said Kilik between snickering.

"I'm not doing anything that Xianghua would like." Jin chimed.

"What did you say?" Kilik asked as he dropped the keg, landing on Hwoarang's toes.

"Kilik, you son of a bitch!" Hwoarang shouted.

Kilik turned around and saw Hwoarang holding his toes as he was on the ground.

"Dude, I'm sorry." said Kilik.

"Damn you, Kilik." growled Hwoarang.

"What a way to drop the keg." said Yun-Seong.

After the first day of the retreat, the employees head back to their rooms. Xianghua is massaging Kilik's shoulders and neck. As Kilik is groaning, Cassandra leans against their room door, hearing the moaning and groaning.

Cassandra being interviewed
"I knew it! I knew it! I knew those two were eventually going to do it. Didn't I tell you?"

Hwoarang and Yun-Seong are back in their room, still watching the erotic channel when Seong Mi-Na walks in.

"Hey guys, what are you watching?" asked Mi-Na.

"We're just..." Yun-Seong began as the moaning and groaning from the erotic channel grew louder and louder.

"What is that?" Mi-Na inquired.

Mi-Na had a look of shock and disgust on her face. She then looked at both Hwoarang and Yun-Seong.

"Give me the remote." demanded Mi-Na.

"No, this is getting good." said Yun-Seong.

"Give me the damn remote!" demanded Mi-Na.

"Wait until the climax, at least." Hwoarang added.

"And boom goes that dynamite." said an announcer on the erotic channel.

"Oh, you guys are disgusting." said Mi-Na.

"But at least she was faking it." said Hwoarang.

On the second day of the retreat, all the employees looked a little tense. Maxi was eyeing Setsuka and delivered a wink at her, Christie was hung over after convincing Julia to party with her, and Hwoarang and Yun-Seong had stayed up all night watching nothing but badly done erotic movies.

Maxi being interviewed
"I saw the way Setsuka was looking at me. She knows she wants some of my...dandy...oh yeah."

Julia being interviewed
"I am so sleepy, I am never going to party that late with Christie like that."

Yun-Seong and Hwoarang being interviewed
Hwoarang: We'd stayed up all night watching nothing but erotic movies. I can't even tell you what I saw.
Yun-Seong: I can, there was this one scene where a girl is on her knees and she's--
Hwoarang: *muffles Yun-Seong's mouth with his hand*

"Okay everyone, day two of our retreat and I see everyone is tired and sleepy. What happened?" Jin asked.

"We stayed up too late." said Julia and Christie.

"I heard too much moaning and groaning coming from Kilik and Xianghua's room, if you catch my drift." said Cassandra.

"I was giving Kilik a massage, mind your own business." said Xianghua.

"Sure, honey, and I bet you gave him a happy ending." Cassandra responded

"What's that suppose to mean?" Xianghua asked.

"Xianghua, she isn't worth it." Kilik asserted his girlfriend.

"We watched nothing but bad porn." said Yun-Seong.

"Porn? Really?" said Lili.

"Wait, this place has porn?" Paul asked as everyone looked directly at him.

"What?" Paul inquired.

As the day wore on, most of the employees started to get a feel for one another until the trust fall activity.

"Okay, we will now try the trust fall again." Jin announced.

"So will Cassandra and...Xianghua try one more time." Jin added.

Both Cassandra and Xianghua stared at each other, wanting to beat the crap out of each other.

"Okay, Cassandra will be the one that will fall and Xianghua, you must catch her." instructed Jin.

"Okay." said Cassandra.

Cassandra folds her arms across her chest and close her eyes, she starts to fall back, hoping that Xianghua will catch her but instead falls on the ground.

"Whoops, Just Kidding!" smiled Xianghua.

"Why you salacious whore!" growled Cassandra.

Both Xianghua and Cassandra tackled each other and started clawing away at one another until both had to be separated by Kilik and Steve respectively.

"Kilik, I swear I'm going to throw a piece of wood at her." fumed Xianghua.

As the second day came to a close, Kilik and Xianghua are having dinner. The camera pans to Cassandra, spying on them from afar as Steve Fox is talking on his cell phone.

"I feel like we're being watched, Kilik." said Xianghua.

"Not this again." groaned Kilik.

"Guess we'll have to take this back to our room then." Xianghua sighed.

Back in their room, Hwoarang and Yun-Seong continued watching the erotic channel when a knock on the door interrupted them. Hwoarang opens the door and it's Paul Phoenix.

"Paul, what's up?" Hwoarang asked.

"You guys are watching porn?" Paul inquired.

Hwoarang looks back at Yun-Seong and back at Paul.

"Yep." sighed Hwoarang.

"I wanna watch, I wanna watch!" said Paul gleefully.

"Fine." said Hwoarang.

On the third and final day, the employees started to finally get the hang of the bonding despite trying to rip each other's heads off. The final test came when the trust fall activity came about.

"Okay, let's get through this without trying to kill her, X." said Christie.

"I'll try." said Xianghua.

"Alright, you two better not plan on making me fall flat on my behind." said Cassandra.

Xianghua and Christie just looked at each other and shot Cassandra a death glare. Cassandra folds her arms across her chest and close her eyes, she starts to fall back, hoping that Xianghua and Christie will catch her. Both women manage to catch Cassandra as the rest of the employees applaud.

"Yes! I have finally reached you all!" decalred Jin.

"Everyone give yourselves a round of applause." Jin added as the employees applauded.

Jin being interviewed
"Have I finally reached my employees? I believe I have achieved my goal and I can confidently tell you that my mission has been accomplished."

"Hey, Boss." Kilik began.

"Xianghua and I have some...vacation time coming our way and we were hoping that we take our two weeks off together for a vacation." Kilik suggested.

"Okay, after you participate in a roast in my honor." said Jin.

"Deal." said Kilik.
So long
 

Ramus

[14] Master
Oh sorry , i tend to cofuse those two, but i know the meaning >< and thanks for the help Solo
 

OutCast

[10] Knight
"What he needs is a hooker." said Maxi.

"Doesn't he already have one with that blonde hair assistant of his?" Kilik asked.

The camera pans as Steve Fox enters the break room.

"You guys aren't still talking about that damn Dungeons and Dragons game, are ya?" Steve asked.
Steve is really calm for a guy who just had his mother called a hooker.
 

ShaolinTiger86

[13] Hero
Episode 15:
Summer of Mom

Jin being interviewed
"Things over at the old workplace have been a little slow as of late, and now that it is summer...My mom decided to show up."

"Attention, everyone." Jin announced.

"I know this is the summer, and all of you have been working very lazily." Jin began as the camera panned over to the rest of the employees.

"I've brought someone who can give us a boost in our work production this season." Jin added.

"You're bringing back your cousin?" Hwoarang asked.

"No, but close." Jin answered.

"Is it your smoking hot uncle Lars?" Seong Mi-Na asked.

There was an awkward silence as everyone looked back at Mi-Na as the camera zoomed on her

"What?" Mi-Na asked as she shrugged?

"Guys, I don't know how to say this...but my Mom is going to be joining us for the summer." sulked Jin.

"Your Mom?" Julia inquired.

"Yes, my mom." Jin groaned as he lowered his head.

The camera zoomed in on a woman wearing a white and black sleeveless shirt and pants, black coat draped around her shoulders, and sandals.

"Hello, everyone." The woman said with a smile.

"My name is Jun Kazama. I see you all are Jin's workers." Jun added as the camera panned back to the workers.

"Well, I'm here to be more than just Jin's mother, I'm also here to make sure you all keep up the positive production." Jun continued.

Maxi being interviewed
"I don't usually say this about any boss's mothers, but Jin's mom is a total MILF. I would do some extra hours for her, if you know what I mean."

Xianghua is at her desk, typing up a report, when Cassandra strolled towards her.

"Hello, Xianghua." said Cassandra in a delightful manner.

"What do you want, Cassandra?" said Xianghua, not looking at her.

"Well, not much, other than to tell you about a rumor that's been swirling around regarding your good friend, Christie." Cassandra explained.

Xianghua then looked at Cassandra, after hearing Christie's name.

"What rumor? What's it to ya?" frowned Xianghua.

"From what I've been hearing, Christie is either a stud or was a stud." Cassandra added.

" A stud? What are you talking about?" Xianghua said with an agitated tone in her voice.

" Hey, it's something I've heard. Who knows, Christie might had a package or like carpet." said Cassandra as she strolled away.

The camera then zoomed to Christie, who was on the phone, writing down some notes. The camera pans back to Xianghua, who is looking at her, but resumes her work.

Xianghua being interviewed
"I don't know what Cassandra is up to, but I think that rumor she probably made up herself about Christie is as fake as her online relationship with her imaginary boyfriend."

In the break room, Steve Fox, Hwoarang, Maxi, and Kilik are drinking and eating, when Jun Kazama entered the room. All four men stopped what they were doing, and stared at her.

"Hi, boys." Jun smiled.

"Hi, Mrs. Kazama." said Steve and Kilik.

"Boys, call me Jun." Jun beamed.

"Hi, Jun." Maxi smirked.

"You must be Maxi. Jin's told me all about you being an Elvis impersonator." said Jun as the camera zoomed on Maxi's shocked expression.

"H-How did you know?" Maxi asked with a bewildered look on his face.

"Oh, Jin tells me a lot about you all." Jun smiled.

"He also told me about the office relationship that your friend Kilik has with that Xianghua girl." Jun added as the camera panned to Kilik, who stopped eating his lunch.

"He did?" Kilik asked.

"Did you not here what she said, dude?" Hwoarang chimed in.

"And you must be Hwoarang." Jun added.

"I often get you confused for someone who also has red hair, but he has his in a bandana." Jun continued.

"You mean my cousin Yun-Seong?" Hwoarang inquired.

"That's him. I think he's a good boy, he just needs some love and attention." Jun politely answered.

"Well, I have to go now. Take care." Jun added as she left the break room.

"I would love to show her some attention." Maxi mumbled.

"Maxi? Really?" Hwoarang asked.

"Who knows, he might get her all shook up." Steve smirked as the camera panned back to Maxi who was getting angry.

At his desk, Raphael is working on a presentation, as his daughter, Amy, sits near the phone. Jun walks by, and sees Raphael.

"You must be Raphael." Jun smiled.

"That I am." Raphael answered.

"And who's this wonderful angel?" Jun asked as the camera zoomed on Amy.

"This is my wonderful daughter Amy." Raphael beamed.

"Hello." Amy said quietly.

"Are you here to help your father with his work?" Jun inquired.

"Yes." Amy answered quietly.

"Amy is a little shy around people she meets for the first time." Raphael chimed in.

"I see. " said Jun.

"I'm very sure she'll warm up to everyone." Jun added as she walked away.

The camera panned to Amy's blank expression.

In the file room, Christie Monteiro and Julia Chang are putting away some files, but Julia couldn't stop herself from looking at Christie's pants.

"Julia? Is there a reason why you keep looking at my crouch and feet?" Christie asked.

The camera zoomed on Julia's shocked reaction. She really couldn't tell her why.

"Julia?" Christie asked

"Huh?" Julia replied as she snapped out of her trance.

"Okay, what's going on?" Christie frowned as she stared at Julia.

Before Julia could speak, Xianghua entered the file room as she was looking for Christie.

"Christie, there you are." said Xianghua.

"Xianghua, what are you doing here?" Christie asked.

"Can I speak with you alone?" Xianghua asked.

"Julia and I are in the middle of something." Christie answered.

"I think I know what you're trying to talk about." Julia chimed in.

"Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on here!" Christie shouted.

The camera zoomed on Julia and panned to Xianghua.

"Do you want me to tell her?" Julia asked Xianghua.

"Better me then you." Xianghua replied.

"Christie, Cassandra made some rumor up about you being a lesbian or being a guy." Xianghua answered.

"She what?!" Christie shouted.

"Cassandra told me that, too." Julia added.

The camera zoomed to Christie as she gritted her teeth, clenched her fists, and stormed out of the file room.

Xianghua and Julia being interviewed
Xianghua: "Whatever it is that Cassandra is scheming, she won't get away with it."
Julia: "Christie is very sensitive when it comes to appearance, and I think Cassandra may have hit a nerve."

Jin is sitting in his office with Nina and Eddy, when Jun walked in.

"Knock knock." smiled Jun.

"Mom, shouldn't you be telling the workers to be productive or telling them off?" Jin asked.

"Jin, I've already done that." Jun answered.

"I've brought you your lunch, just the way you like it, sweetheart." Jun added as Nina and Eddy snickered.

"Mom!" Jin groaned.

"Oh cheer up, sweetie, everything will be just fine." Jun smiled as she left Jin to himself.

Eddy and Nina tried to contain their laughter, but Nina burst into laughter, rolling on the floor. Eddy soon followed.

"God, for the life of me..." Jin gritted as he ate his lunch.
 

ShaolinTiger86

[13] Hero
Episode 16:
Corporate BBQ Madness

Jin being interviewed
"Three days from now, the company BBQ will happen, and my mom wants in on the action. Knowing that she'll bring her famous Kazama Cakes, I know the BBQ will be a more memorable one, aside from that time when Maxi got drunk."

In the meeting room, all the employees gather to discuss what they will bring to the company BBQ.

"As you all know the company BBQ will happen three days from now, and I want to know who will be bringing what." Jin began.

"Christie told me she will bring the wieners." said Cassandra as the camera panned to Christie gritting her teeth and clenching her fists.

"Did you, Christie?" Jin asked as he looked at Christie.

"Huh?" said Christie.

Christie looked around her the meeting room, seeing Cassandra with an evil smirk on her face.

"Are you bringing the hot dogs to the BBQ, Christie?" Jin asked again.

"No, but I'll bring something swine related." Christie answered as she glared at Cassandra.

Jun Kazama entered the meeting room, greeting everyone.

"Hello, everyone." Jun smiled.

"Hi, Mrs. Kazama." said everyone.

"Oh, please, call me Jun." Jun added.

"I like to call her something." Maxi murmured to Kilik.

"Mr. Maxi, will you bringing something to the BBQ, other than beer?" Jin asked.

"Well, I was going to bring that, plus I'll bring burgers." Maxi answered.

"Okay then." Jin assured.

"I know Hwoarang will bring the chicken, Steve will bring the ribs, Nina will bring the vegetables." Jin continued.

"I will bring my famous Kazama cakes." Jun added.

"Oh yeah!" smirked Maxi.

"I see someone is a fan of my cakes." smiled Jun.

"Okay then, meeting is adjourned." said Jin.

In the break room, Xianghua and Julia were having coffee, when Christie walked in murmuring words to herself.

"Christie, what's wrong?" Julia asked.

"I swear that bitch Cassandra thinks she slick." Christie began.

"What did she say?" Xianghua chimed in.

"When Jin was asking people who was going to bring food or what not to the BBQ, she had the nerve to look at me, and say that I was going to bring the wieners." Christie vehemently answered.

"Because of that stupid rumor she made about you?" Julia asked.

"Yeah, and I said no, and that I would bring something swine related as I looked at her." Christie responded.

Xianghua chuckled, but stopped when the camera panned to Cassandra entering the break room.

"Hello, ladies." Cassandra smiled as she looked at Xianghua and Julia.

"Hello, Chris." Cassandra added as she looked at Christie.

Christie being interviewed
"I swear, one of these days, I will beat the hell out of Cassandra, and when I do, I will make sure that little bitch remembers who Christie Monteiro is."

Cassandra gets herself a cup of coffee as she leaves.

"Later, boy and girls." Cassandra snickered as she left the break room.

Christie started yelling obscenities in Portuguese, while Xianghua and Julia try to calm her down.

Xianghua and Julia being interviewed
Julia: Cassandra doesn't know that she is already going to get her ass kicked.
Xianghua: I won't feel as much sorry for her if that happens.

Kilik is sitting at his desk, typing up a report, when Maxi stops by.

"Kilik, I can tell Jin's mom wants me." Maxi began.

"I mean, she's smoking hot." Maxi added.

"Isn't she married?" Kilik asked.

"How should I know?" said Maxi.

The camera then pans to Jin, as he walked towards Maxi.

"Maxi, can I see you in my office?" Jin asked.

"O-Okay." Maxi answered sheepishly.

Kilik being interviewed
"I can already tell Maxi is back to his womanizing ways again."

Inside Jin's office, Maxi sat down as Jin as on his desk.

"I overheard your suggestive language about my mom, and I really don't appreciate it." said Jin in a stern tone.

"I'm sorry, man. Won't happen again." said Maxi.

"Just making sure we're on the same page." said Jin.

Maxi being interviewed
"Jin isn't going to stop me from getting something other than his mom's famous cakes, if you know what I mean."

At the company BBQ, everyone is having a good time. Paul Phoenix is working on the grill, while Forest watched. Maxi and Hwoarang were having a drinking match, seeing who can down the most beer.

"Hey everyone." said Christie.

"Christie, you made it." said Julia.

"Did you bring the...?" Julia inquired?

"Oh I did, and then some." said Christie.

"Hello, Christie." smiled Cassandra.

"Were you able to pick up the wieners?" Cassandra asked.

"No, but I did manage to get something from your family." Christie responded.

As Christie placed the food near the grill, Cassandra looked baffled by what Christie said.

"Something from my family?" Cassandra said to herself.

Raphael and Amy were about to eat their food, when they were stopped by Jun.

"None of you are having any ribs, steak, or hot dogs?" Jun asked.

"Amy and I are proud vegetarians." smiled Raphael as the camera panned to Amy having a blank expression on her face.

"Well, that's wonderful, and I'm pretty sure she'll grow up to be big and strong, just like her daddy." Jun beamed as the camera panned back to Amy showing much disdain.

Raphael being interviewed
"If there's one thing I can assure myself of, is that Amy will be a vegetarian just like me."

A drunken Maxi began stumbling around as Setsuka, sitting underneath a tree, shook her head.

"Setsuka, you look like...have you seen...Jun?" Maxi asked in his inebriated state.

"What?" Setsuka asked.

"I...love Jun...Kazama." said Maxi as he stumbled beside her.

Setsuka got up, and walked away from Maxi.

Setsuka being interviewed
"Maxi can't go a day without getting drunk. I swear that's all he does." *Setsuka chugs a beer*

Kilik and Xianghua are enjoying their time together, when Jun stops by.

"Aw, you two remind me so much of when I was with Kazuya." said Jun.

"Thank you, Jun." said Xianghua, hugging Kilik tightly.

"Would you like some cake?" Jun asked.

"We would like to have some." Kilik answered.

"Oh great!" said Jun as she handed Kilik and Xianghua slices of cake.

"Are those your children?" Jun asked as the camera panned to an infant boy and girl.

"Why yes, we have a 6 month old son, and a 5 month daughter." Xianghua answered.

"They look so adorable." Jun smiled.

"Thank you." smiled Xianghua.

"One question, are you two married?" Jun asked.

Kilik and Xianghua looked at each other, and looked at Jun with dumbfounded faces.

"I see." said Jun taking her cakes.

"Anyone want some pork chops, bacon wrapped scallops, bacon wrapped lobster rolls, or how about some pork rinds?" Christie asked.

"They're all made from Cassandra's pet pig." Christie added as the camera zoomed to Cassandra's shocked reaction.

Cassandra glared harshly at Christie as everyone went towards her.

Cassandra being interviewed
"I know what Christie's up to, she's trying to gain all the attention for herself, that hussy."

"Christie, I thought you were getting the wieners." said Cassandra.

"That's what your sister said." said Christie.

"What did you say?" Cassandra asked, clenching her fists.

"I said, that's what your sister said." Christie responded as the camera panned to Sophitia waving at everyone.

Cassandra glanced back at Sophitia, but once she turned around, she was met with a pie in her face from Christie.

"How you like that?" Christie smirked.

There was silence from everyone. Cassandra wiped the cream from her eyes, and glared at Christie.

"You bitch!" Cassandra yelled as threw food at Christie.

A food fight erupted as Christie and Cassandra exchanged blows and throwing pies at one another.Kilik and Xianghua ducked for cover, securing their son and daughter, Maxi stumbled towards Jun, trying to stick his tongue down her throat, Raphael and Amy were doused in meat sauce, with Amy nibbling on a piece of meat, Hwoarang and Yun-Seong drunkenly fought Eddy and Nina, which was broken up by Seong Mi-Na, who got vomit all over her.

"Enough!" yelled Jin.

"Can't we have a company BBQ without having to resort to fighting?" Jin asked.

Everyone turned their attention to Jin, pelting him with food.

Jin being interviewed
"The good news is that the company BBQ was a success, but the bad news was that we had a food fight...a food fight."