Oh holy shit, this shit did not just happen.
My true feelings? I don't have "true feelings" about you. I "nothing" you. I wonder why people let you just keep talking and talking and talking and talking about how you're gonna win this and that and how good you are.
You wanna talk about the first tourney where you beat me LAST ROUND OF THE LAST MATCH with my broken controller at PnT? Are you serious? Are you that fucking cocky? Where did you get this 2-0 shit from, your Asura is fucking with your mind. You won a couple MM's after, cool, I was the angry idiot who kept challenging you to them with my broken controller.
But you are right, I'm not on your level. I will never be that bad. There's a reason why all the people I beat consistently also happen to destroy you; you're nothing but a parlor trick clown that I gave way too much respect to during matches. I played you as if you had a bit of intelligence.
Ramon said it best; play you like an idiot, because you think like an idiot. And it worked.
You can't even beat a sub-par Astaroth, that's basically how bad you really are. It's fucking hilarious, if you think about it. Can you even call yourself good and lose to a two move Astaroth and what how Dreamkiller played you at the monthly, a 3 move Taki. Anyone that has a good mid that uses the [K] button makes you look like a fucking clown.
You seem to think that I'm the worst player around here.
You seemed to have missed the memo, bro.
Lets make it more interesting than just a shitty money match, because you RUN FROM THOSE if you lose the tourney, like you ran from so many players that wanted to MM you at the monthly because they saw how sooooooooooooooffffffffffffffttttttttttt you are. You're like Jinmaster, except he's like that on purpose.
I'm calling you out, you and your ego first round challenge at NEC.
I wonder what character I'll feel like running against you then.
There's just soooooooooooooooooooooooooo many you're weak against.
Start guessing.
Then, after the tourney, if you don't run away, because if you accept this match and run you'll automatically lose,
I'll challenge you to a SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHO ARE YOU match.
If you win, my mouth will stay shut in private and public about how bad you are, I'll stop teaching people how to beat you really easily, and you can run your mouth all day without me responding. Also, I'll give you a nice, crisp $40.
If I win, I will delete every post you make on this site from that moment on that doesn't say "KDZ raped me. It hurt a lot." at the bottom, or if I just feel like it on a whim. Also, your name will be changed from "Something-Unique" to "Some-Plain-Scrub". I won't take any money from you, that shit isn't worth my time.