Are You Single or In A Relationship?

I am single.

And what I'm about to say next is going to get me flamed and is sorta off-topic, but I don't care... I know women are being paid less in the workforce for the same exact job that men are being paid to do... one of the reasons why is that women CANNOT TAKE JOKES! Seriously, you tell harmless jokes to men and they'll shrug it off (at least the non-feminist males will), but if you tell the same joke to a woman, she'll send your ass faster to the HR department faster than you can say "restraining order". All I want in life is to hear a woman not complain about a semi-sexual joke at work... that and a Jaguar (the car, not the animal). *readies flame shield and prepares for an onslaught of estrogen-related brutality* >_>
 
IvyFanboy said:
Before it spirals out of control, while this may be a perfectly fine topic on say myspace... I really don't see what this thread will accomplish on this thread.

Lets be honest...while some of us are in shape, attractive, and probably sexually successful...we're on a gaming web site and most people with a success story are gonna have to work against doubt of the readers for this fact alone. Then you have those that are the socially unsuccessful stereotype...

Lets just say I win the whore award though...
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Shut yo gay ass up.
 
The-Instigator said:
I am single.

And what I'm about to say next is going to get me flamed and is sorta off-topic, but I don't care... I know women are being paid less in the workforce for the same exact job that men are being paid to do... one of the reasons why is that women CANNOT TAKE JOKES! Seriously, you tell harmless jokes to men and they'll shrug it off (at least the non-feminist males will), but if you tell the same joke to a woman, she'll send your ass faster to the HR department faster than you can say "restraining order". All I want in life is to hear a woman not complain about a semi-sexual joke at work... that and a Jaguar (the car, not the animal). *readies flame shield and prepares for an onslaught of estrogen-related brutality* >_>
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I always fear women in SUV's. They just can't drive em. And if I see a woman on a cellphone while driving an SUV I just pull over to the side of the road until they pass.
 
The-Instigator said:
I am single.

And what I'm about to say next is going to get me flamed and is sorta off-topic, but I don't care... I know women are being paid less in the workforce for the same exact job that men are being paid to do... one of the reasons why is that women CANNOT TAKE JOKES! Seriously, you tell harmless jokes to men and they'll shrug it off (at least the non-feminist males will), but if you tell the same joke to a woman, she'll send your ass faster to the HR department faster than you can say "restraining order". All I want in life is to hear a woman not complain about a semi-sexual joke at work... that and a Jaguar (the car, not the animal). *readies flame shield and prepares for an onslaught of estrogen-related brutality* >_>
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I got fired for sexual harassment once. We were watching this training video (me and a bunch of guys) and in the video there's these employees giggling at a computer then another one walks up and looks around all nervous. I said: "They're looking at porn." All the guys laugh, but then I notice this fidgety little woman who was buzzing around the area suddenly clutches the shit she's working on (manilla folders, loose papers) tight to herself, hunched shoulders, like she just felt a chill. Then she zips out of the room. I didn't like the look of that. Sure enough two days later I get called in for making "sexually explicit remarks around a female coworker" then they told me "You might think these things are funny but not everybody does". They put me on a watch list and like a week later they fired me, explaining that was the reason. So I identify with you fully in this regard.
 
Ghengis_John said:
I got fired for sexual harassment once. We were watching this training video (me and a bunch of guys) and in the video there's these employees giggling at a computer then another one walks up and looks around all nervous. I said: "They're looking at porn." All the guys laugh, but then I notice this fidgety little woman who was buzzing around the area suddenly clutches the shit she's working on (manilla folders, loose papers) tight to herself, hunched shoulders, like she just felt a chill. Then she zips out of the room. I didn't like the look of that. Sure enough two days later I get called in for making "sexually explicit remarks around a female coworker" then they told me "You might think these things are funny but not everybody does". They put me on a watch list and like a week later they fired me, explaining that was the reason. So I identify with you fully in this regard.
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Ouch... the sad thing is that you weren't even directing the comment at her, just on the silly bad-acting video. If wonder if a group of women were watching the same training video you were watching, what would happen if they made a joke about it? My guess is that they would of gotten a simple verbal warning and would of been on their way, no watch lists or anything. I sympathize with your job loss and offer you this piece of advice (although you can probably guess what it is): Keep female or sexually-related jokes to yourselves.... unless you have to share them with your friends, in that case, whisper and make sure no woman is eavesdropping on you XP.
 
seneca_22 said:
Going on 10 years with my wife. Got 2 little girls 2 and 5. She hates my gaming habit, but I try to do things around the house so I can earn that credit to get out w/the boys and play.

Met her when I was all in shape, playing some college basketball. Got Rhuematoid arthritis back in 2001 and blew up from the prednisone. Anyway, I got the pear shape going on, but she still stays w/me so I must be doing something right. She's still very attractive, bonus for me.

Can't play Soul Cal or street fighter in front of my girls anymore, they try to Hadoken and 3B eachother to death.
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Holy shit Im not the only one. My wife watches that god damn channel to and is ALWAYS trying to get me to do shit around the house. Give me a wrench and some sockets, I will hang all day, give me hammer and nails and I turn into super-fuckin-retard-guy.

I feel your pain holmes. We should start a club. The "I hate hgtv so Im gonna go play soul calibur" club. we can get jackets and our own secret handshake and everything!!!
 
I am happily 8WR married to Delnar AKA Dreamkiller. Oh the things I do to that man.....
 
Felix007 said:
Some women do, some don't. This perpetuated stereotype that women only love muscular, arrogant, "bad" guys simply isn't true, no matter how often media outlets may harp on it. Self-degradation and blaming failures on the perceived "shallow" nature of women is lazy and counter-productive.
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You can be muscular, arrogant, and "good" too... Works for me. Although I usually hook up with twice as many guys as I do girls.
 
Single and fortunately I don't look like a gamer. I recently got out of a 3yr relationship in Oct then moved out here to Vegas. I was in the mindstate that I wouldn't find anyone good in this city, so I was just gonna fuck around. Now I've been talking to this girl for the past 2 months who's visiting from Belize until this weekend. It sucks cuz there's something about her, but she's leaving. She might be back in a couple months, she may not. I'd post some pics I took of her this weekend, but she'd probably be pissed lol.
 
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