Jokes thread

HogisGuy

[12] Conqueror
A russian, an american and an iraqi sat down and talked.

The russian: We were first out to space.

The american: Oh yeah?! Well we were first on the moon.

The iraqi: We will be the first people on the sun.

The russian and the american: You would burn up before you would make it there.

The iraqi: Bruh, we'll go there when it's night.
 
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