Jokes thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion Lounge' started by Blade_edge, Sep 18, 2010.

  1. BlackDragon37

    BlackDragon37 [12] Conqueror

    What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Phillip?

    Killed in a tunnel.
  2. Synraii

    Synraii [14] Master

    It was Thanksgiving last thursday. Long story short it's where Americans give thanks to the English for inventing them. You're welcome.
  3. Alpha

    Alpha [12] Conqueror

    Lame Joke.

    Guy one: How many cars do you have?

    Guy two: Two Mini

    If you didn't get that then wow...
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  4. BlackDragon37

    BlackDragon37 [12] Conqueror

    Why would you become an Islamic fundamentalist suicide on the off chance you MIGHT get 72 virgins when you die?

    Become a Catholic priest, and have them NOW!
  5. Mitalius

    Mitalius BoW To MeH

    Synraii I love you.
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  6. Dab_Of_Oppo

    Dab_Of_Oppo Gentlemen of the Road

    "I'm going to sink this bitch,"

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  7. HogisGuy

    HogisGuy [12] Conqueror

    A russian, an american and an iraqi sat down and talked.

    The russian: We were first out to space.

    The american: Oh yeah?! Well we were first on the moon.

    The iraqi: We will be the first people on the sun.

    The russian and the american: You would burn up before you would make it there.

    The iraqi: Bruh, we'll go there when it's night.
  8. hever

    hever [12] Conqueror

    I'm not racist, but I LOLed when I saw this picture:
  9. HogisGuy

    HogisGuy [12] Conqueror

    This is racist?
  10. K0rN_b4LL

    K0rN_b4LL [14] Master

    Maybe cuz he blended in with the shadows and you can barely see him? I dunno I'm just stretching.
  11. Karnj

    Karnj [08] Mercenary

    What time is it when you need to see the dentist?

  12. BlackDragon37

    BlackDragon37 [12] Conqueror

    I've heard inverted ejaculation is making a comeback.
  13. K0rN_b4LL

    K0rN_b4LL [14] Master

  14. BlackDragon37

    BlackDragon37 [12] Conqueror

    When you realise you know everything, you get your A Levels. When you realise you know nothing, you get your degree. When you realise no one else knows anything either, you get your Ph.D.
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  15. BlackDragon37

    BlackDragon37 [12] Conqueror

    I saw a female protester hand-cuffed to a fence with a little sign which read, "Say NO to RAPE!"

    So I said, "NO!"

    Then raped her.
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  16. Norik

    Norik [14] Master

    Dark Khill
  17. d_b

    d_b [12] Conqueror

    What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
    ...Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.
  18. BlackDragon37

    BlackDragon37 [12] Conqueror

    Dora the Explorer has got a little Muslim friend called Doda.

    The Exploder.
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  19. K0rN_b4LL

    K0rN_b4LL [14] Master


    I am so going to hell.
  20. Pocky-Yoshi

    Pocky-Yoshi [14] Master

    Even so, I can see the hilarity.
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