Jokes thread


[12] Conqueror
A russian, an american and an iraqi sat down and talked.

The russian: We were first out to space.

The american: Oh yeah?! Well we were first on the moon.

The iraqi: We will be the first people on the sun.

The russian and the american: You would burn up before you would make it there.

The iraqi: Bruh, we'll go there when it's night.
When you realise you know everything, you get your A Levels. When you realise you know nothing, you get your degree. When you realise no one else knows anything either, you get your Ph.D.