BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Phillip?
Killed in a tunnel.
Killed in a tunnel.
Jokes thread
- Thread starter Blade_edge
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Alpha
[12] Conqueror
Lame Joke.
Guy one: How many cars do you have?
Guy two: Two Mini
If you didn't get that then wow...
Guy one: How many cars do you have?
Guy two: Two Mini
If you didn't get that then wow...
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Why would you become an Islamic fundamentalist suicide on the off chance you MIGHT get 72 virgins when you die?
Become a Catholic priest, and have them NOW!
Become a Catholic priest, and have them NOW!
Mitalius
BoW To MeH
Synraii I love you.
Dab_Of_Oppo
Gentlemen of the Road
"I'm going to sink this bitch,"
HogisGuy
[12] Conqueror
A russian, an american and an iraqi sat down and talked.
The russian: We were first out to space.
The american: Oh yeah?! Well we were first on the moon.
The iraqi: We will be the first people on the sun.
The russian and the american: You would burn up before you would make it there.
The iraqi: Bruh, we'll go there when it's night.
The russian: We were first out to space.
The american: Oh yeah?! Well we were first on the moon.
The iraqi: We will be the first people on the sun.
The russian and the american: You would burn up before you would make it there.
The iraqi: Bruh, we'll go there when it's night.
hever
[12] Conqueror
I'm not racist, but I LOLed when I saw this picture:
HogisGuy
[12] Conqueror
This is racist?I'm not racist, but I LOLed when I saw this picture:
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
Maybe cuz he blended in with the shadows and you can barely see him? I dunno I'm just stretching.
Karnj
[08] Mercenary
What time is it when you need to see the dentist?
Tooth-hurty
Tooth-hurty
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I've heard inverted ejaculation is making a comeback.
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
When you realise you know everything, you get your A Levels. When you realise you know nothing, you get your degree. When you realise no one else knows anything either, you get your Ph.D.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I saw a female protester hand-cuffed to a fence with a little sign which read, "Say NO to RAPE!"
So I said, "NO!"
Then raped her.
So I said, "NO!"
Then raped her.
Norik
[14] Master
d_b
[12] Conqueror
What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
...Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.
...Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Dora the Explorer has got a little Muslim friend called Doda.
The Exploder.
The Exploder.
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
I am so going to hell.
TsunamiBye
[14] Master
Even so, I can see the hilarity.