SC Controversial Topics and General Shitposting Thread

[CelestialZodiac]

Xianghua after discovering that Leixia slept with Maxi and Kilik:

Forgettable and a $lut..

This was the main reason Xianghua never wanted her daughter to go on that journey.

Welp, Pattycakes is next on the list.

 

[Dissidia]

Leixia at confessional

 

[LisaK]

Soulcalibur VII story mode:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1211070140801896448

 

[SpellcraftQuill]

If she is indeed in, I’m curious if Setsuka will get one of Patty’s weapons, as in without an actual umbrella. Doubtable since I’m sure she’s opened the umbrella for a parry.

 

[Spanky]

If we get a new female character with multiple arms like Nyte suggested that one time, wouldn't that just be Gilgamesh from Final Fantasy, but lesbian barbarian-ized?
I shouldn't poke the bear with suggestions like this, but... oh well.
R.I.P. Spanky

 

[LisaK]

I think he discovered that Sheeva would looks good as lesbian..

 

[Rusted Blade]

If she is indeed in, I’m curious if Setsuka will get one of Patty’s weapons, as in without an actual umbrella. Doubtable since I’m sure she’s opened the umbrella for a parry.

I have my fingers crossed on that as well: say what you will about Patroklos, but his style did open up doors for CaS in terms of characters with iaido-esque elements to their fighting style.

 

[Ukkesh]

If we get a new female character with multiple arms like Nyte suggested that one time, wouldn't that just be Gilgamesh from Final Fantasy, but lesbian barbarian-ized?
I shouldn't poke the bear with suggestions like this, but... oh well.
R.I.P. Spanky
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Honestly, I like the idea of a four armed malfested kind of thing would be really cool. For one we dont really have any malfested that are REALLY malfested like what the lore says, barring lizzy, cerv and nighty, and especially not a female one. It might not be tge idea that Nyte orginially had, but we never had a properly malfested female character, at least since Pyrrha, who doesnt really count imo. We never see the actual monsters that malfestation can cause. Honestly i'd quite like to see that.

 

[Spanky]

@Ukkesh I get you! In a way, I'd like to see it, too -- if the concept is well executed and thoughtfully put together (ie, end product isn't a lesbian barbarian), it could definitely work.

 

[SpellcraftQuill]

Not going to work with CaS being a thing I suppose.

 

[DanteSC3]

Not going to work with CaS being a thing I suppose.

Could just be like Algol, unusable by original characters.

 

[Klimat]

A four armed character can be cool potentially I think if done right, also it will be quite a challenge, since simply adding extra limbs will in the end leave us with a hand to hand no weapons kind of a fighter, also I imagine the style itself will be a nightmare to implement in CaS unless those extra arms are clearly artificial like made of metal or something.

 

[LisaK]

Can we scrap the Nyte fetish and just add demon-fox Toki with additional arms??

 

[LisaK]

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[Ukkesh]

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laughs maniacally while drinking slightly-too-hot tea

 

[LisaK]

Me when Okubo announces Soulcalibur X will be a remake/retelling/reboot from Soulcalibur V:

Spoiler

 

[DanteSC3]

It won’t take that long, I don’t think. SoulCalibur VIII can be SoulCalibur V.

 

[LisaK]

but this time I demand Mi-na's daughter in this game or riot !!!

 

[DanteSC3]

Or even Mi-na herself. She can still fight in her 30s just as well as Hilde or anyone else.

 

[Crash X]

Or even Mi-na herself. She can still fight in her 30s just as well as Hilde or anyone else.

Probably just as good as Voldo and that guy is in his late 60’s in SCV.