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This is interesting. I hope it's true..
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This is interesting. I hope it's true..
To people complaining about boob plate. People wore giant crotch pieces back then to represent giant crotches. The did this to represent their sexual prowess, the men thought it was sexy.
If women in armor was normal back then instead of stupidly rare, and if they thought adding boobs enhanced the female sexuality and women warriors thought it made them sexier and they could afford it, you can bet your ass wealthier women would have boob plate for the eact same reason stupid sized cod pieces existed.
Now women warriors were rare, and they didn't have modern sexual tastes, so... yeah...
Boob plate is not bad for the reasons people insist though. The shape makes negligible difference to survival, and there are many examples of armor designed to enhance sexuality despite being entirely absurd and helpful in no way.
Were armor made with modern aesthetics boob plate would exist. In fact it does exist for that very reason.
I mean...y'all are posting this as if it wouldn't also be fucking terrible for a male character to be revealed with a massive, protruding codpiece. Yeah, people did it. That doesn't make it look any better. lolThis is a good observation for everyone to consider.
Since when has Soulcalibur been about historical accuracy?
Eh, no offense intended my friend, but that's nonsense. I guarantee you that in the history of warfare, not only were 99.999999999999999999% of items of armour made for actual combat designed with practical protection as the "primary" concern, but the vast, vast, vast majority also had very little in the way of ornamentation. If you were wearing plate armour in particular, you were very briefly about to be right in the shit, and you wanted that stuff to be as practical as possible--balanced for strength and mobility, down to the ounce. Neither a few historical instances of the gentry making art out of armour (that was unlikely to ever be tested in battle), nor adding flamboyant flourishes to mostly practical armour changes the overwhelming trends in the craft.If anything the idea that historical armor was primarily practical is actually more a modern era perception.
You seem to still be missing the point: it's not that anyone here expects a high level of historical authenticity from Soulcalibur. In so many ways, the franchise is the antithesis of that. Nor is it that we can't conceive of an alternate history where titty/cock-and-balls armour was done more liberally, for whatever social reasons (presumably, wealthy powerful people having far too much money and time and far too little connection to reality, which is how the few actual historical examples of dick armour came about). It's just that when it did happen, it was a silly, dumb thing that was worthy of mockery. And it still is today, with regard to fictional analogs. One cannot just hand-wave with the word "fantasy" and then suddenly everything in a given work is immune from derision, because its not real. Jar Jar Binks is also not real, and not rooted in reality in the least, but that doesn't make his very existence less risible. See how that works?Since when has Soulcalibur been about historical accuracy?
That's a really good point, though I think you've confused the meaning of "gilded" there a little: the term does not refer to solid gold works, but rather those with a top layer of gold enamel: the extremely rare instances of actual historical "gold armor" were exactly this: it would be the very rare historical figure indeed who would have enough gold laying around to make a piece that size out of it. The material could also argubaly be brass, from that colour, though brass would not be much less impractical than gold. But presuming it is meant to be solid gold, you're absolutely right--that would be a significantly greater design issue than breasts. Not because gold is 'malleable' per say, but because it has very weak tensile strength and (crucially) very poor compressive strength, relative to alternatives. Actually, the maleability is actually something of a benefit (albeit one not nearly worth the drawbacks) since it makes the material easier to forge and mold.Here's the only explanation I can give for Hilde's armor;
It's ceremonial (or gilded) and not meant to actually work like proper armor. A lot of people are complaining about it being boob armor but more than anything they should be criticizing the fact that it's gold armor.
Bitchin': that surcoat (not pictured above but you can see it if you follow the link) is going to come in real handy. And they gave her Giardot's jousting lance, hahahaha! And a guisarme and a glaive--interesting! Of course, those last two are not at all consistent with her thrusting use of that weapon, but I like the variety all the same. Anyone else notice that the boots/grieves are a reworked variation of a set from SCIV (I'll look for the name)?View attachment 67750
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- Glänzende Nova & Frischer Himmel
- Corsesca & Broadsword
- Lance & Ring Dagger
- Eisonowaki & Kandachi (from SC IV)
- New Weapon (丈八蛇矛)
- Scorpion
- New Weapon (ゲイ・ジャルグ&モラルタ)
You mean a vocal minority of people? I've been around and most people love her new design.Eh, no offense intended my friend, but that's nonsense. I guarantee you that in the history of warfare, not only were 99.999999999999999999% of items of armour made for actual combat designed with practical protection as the "primary" concern, but the vast, vast, vast majority also had very little in the way of ornamentation. If you were wearing plate armour in particular, you were very briefly about to be right in the shit, and you wanted that stuff to be as practical as possible--balanced for strength and mobility, down to the ounce. Neither a few historical instances of the gentry making art out of armour (that was unlikely to ever be tested in battle), nor adding flamboyant flourishes to mostly practical armour changes the overwhelming trends in the craft.
Yes, by the 17th and 18th century, as heavy armour was losing its utility in light of evolving forms of mass warfare, it also began to become more ornate--precisely because its role was becoming more symbolic--but the stuff that went into battle did not follow these artistic memes, unless the wearer had a death wish or no sense of perspective. And there's absolutely no reason not to believe that any common soldier who saw dick armour didn't deride it as fully as we are mocking tit armour here and now: I refer you back to my earlier comments on the matter.
You seem to still be missing the point: it's not that anyone here expects a high level of historical authenticity from Soulcalibur. In so many ways, the franchise is the antithesis of that. Nor is it that we can't conceive of an alternate history where titty/cock-and-balls armour was done more liberally, for whatever social reasons (presumably, wealthy powerful people having far too much money and time and far too little connection to reality, which is how the few actual historical examples of dick armour came about). It's just that when it did happen, it was a silly, dumb thing that was worthy of mockery. And it still is today, with regard to fictional analogs. One cannot just hand-wave with the word "fantasy" and then suddenly everything in a given work is immune from derision, because its not real. Jar Jar Binks is also not real, and not rooted in reality in the least, but that doesn't make his very existence less risible. See how that works?
And yeah, Hilde's ornamental breasts are a fart in a hurricane when it comes to the ridiculous mish-mash of pseudo-historical aesthetics that is Soulcalibur's character design, of course. I don't think anyone else here feels otherwise. For that matter, I can think of at least two previous CaS armour pieces that have done this in the past. It just happens to be generating a lot of commentary right now because Hilde's new armour has a lot of people chortling or rolling their eyes, depending on how used to it they are. I personally find it completely silly, but its such a worn trope in pop fantasy at this point that there's rarely any point in commenting upon it. But if we are going to talk about it, there should be a great deal of humour involved, and if people are going to try to suggest that this sort of thing makes some kind of sense, and in doing so vastly overstate the case for historical precedent, those details should be corrected, for the edification of all.
Damn, didn't expect all this. Was kinda hoping the armor and dress would be separate but other than that, I'm liking how all of this is split up. There's quite a bit to work with here.Hilde: Creations parts
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- Glänzende Nova & Frischer Himmel
- Corsesca & Broadsword
- Lance & Ring Dagger
- Eisonowaki & Kandachi (from SC IV)
- New Weapon (丈八蛇矛)
- Scorpion
- New Weapon (ゲイ・ジャルグ&モラルタ)
I love her new design. As far as I can tell, most of the people making fun of the tit-plate (who are not in the minority here) also love her design. But that doesn't mean every little part of it is immune from criticism/mirth. For that matter, even if a thousand people thought the design was incomporably flawless, that still wouldn't meaning anything as an objective matter.You mean a vocal minority of people? I've been around and most people love her new design.
Well, in that same region, holiday commercialism ramps up at the end of that same day: more gifts and luxury goods are sold on Black Friday weekend than any other weekend of the year in the U.S. and for nearly the last decade, gaming platforms and publishers have leapt into this sales culture with Black Friday specials. That's clearly the point of having the discounts that we already know are (for some regions at least, and presumably including the U.S.) scheduled for the 28th. To my mind it makes a certain amount of sense to have Hilde out by then so that they are dangling two carrots for the season pass as soon as it goes live: the price break and the first content release. Mind you, it still might be too early for their preferred schedule to release Hilde then, but I'd think that if she is coming in November, they could do worse than that date. Then again, you might be right insofar as they could be concerned that initial sales hype will suffer as a result of people being engaged with family and such, in which case perhaps the 29th makes more sense (since Namco cannot control the exact hour at which particular platforms release content).I don't mind Hilde's new design but it definitely was not made with real world combat in mind. I am perfectly okay with that and look forward to playing her...I highly doubt though that the season pass will release on the 28th of November because of it being a holiday for a major region. If Sony still updates on Tuesdays however the 26th is a more likely possibility if they plan to have it out in November.
Eh, no offense intended my friend, but that's nonsense. I guarantee you that in the history of warfare, not only were 99.999999999999999999% of items of armour made for actual combat designed with practical protection as the "primary" concern, but the vast, vast, vast majority also had very little in the way of ornamentation. If you were wearing plate armour in particular, you were very briefly about to be right in the shit, and you wanted that stuff to be as practical as possible--balanced for strength and mobility, down to the ounce. Neither a few historical instances of the gentry making art out of armour (that was unlikely to ever be tested in battle), nor adding flamboyant flourishes to mostly practical armour changes the overwhelming trends in the craft.