The Misheard Phrases Thread

Setsuka (during an attack)

"Nigger, you die!"

Actual quote:

"Wither, and die!"

I hope that didn't offend anyone, but that's really what it sounded like to me...>.>;;
 
Nearly any Street Fighter: Ryu/Ken
Misheard: "I'd like some fruuuit cake!"
Actual: "Tatsumaki Senpuuuukyaku!"

Street Fighter Alpha Series: Sagat
Misheard: "Tiger... POTATO STRIKE!"
Actual: "Tiger... GENOCIDE!"

King of Fighters Series: Blue Mary
Misheard: "Fuck you!"
Actual: "Bakyuun!" (Japanese onomatopoeia for the firing of a gun)

King of Fighters XI: Terry Bogard
Misheard: "RANCH POWAH!"
Actual: I um... don't know. The move is called Power Stream... but he doesn't sound like he's saying that at all...

Guilty Gear X: Announcer
Misheard: "Po-chop"
Actual: "Potemkin"

Battle Fantasia: Urs
Misheard: "Bye-bye Breaker!"
Actual: "Barify Breaker!"

Battle Fantasia: Freed
Misheard: "MACADAM!"
Actual: "MAGNUM!"

Battle Fantasia: Freed
Misheard: "EAT MY JUSTICE!"
Actual: "HEAT MY JUSTICE!" (the name of the move being performed)

Battle Fantasia: Freed
Misheard: "Ii pantsu da ze." ("Nice panties.")
Actual: "Ii panchi da ze." ("Nice punch.")

Battle Fantasia: Face
Misheard: "WARUDO!"
Actual: "Wairudo...!" (Wild)

Rival Schools/Project Justice: Hideo
Misheard: "Eat dog shit!"
Actual: "Jikokuken!"

Rival Schools/Project Justice: Hideo
Misheard: "Kneeing-chuck!"
Actual: "Shinenkyaku!"

Arcana Heart: Heart
Misheard: "I know Chicken PUNCH!"
Actual: "Ai no tekken PANCHI!"

Soul Calibur IV: Mitsurugi
Misheard: "Otaku ga iran!" ("I don't want an otaku!")
Actual: I'm not actually sure.

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I'll probably have more later
 
Soul Calibur iV: Yoshimitsu
Sucks to be you
(Something Japanese)

From a side throw, left I beleive.

mizuiro-kitsune said:
Just remembered this one at work!

MVC2 Cammy: "Spin Drive Smasher!"

for the longest time I swore she was saying "Destroy Soccer!"
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lol. I thought up until I read this that it was Destroy Thunder. It sounded so clear I thought it had to be that.
 
Battle Fantasia: Freed
Misheard: "EAT MY JUSTICE!"
Actual: "HEAT MY JUSTICE!" (the name of the move being performed)


wow........
 
ROFL at the Yun one xDDD

For years when i first played thirdstrike on dreamcast when Alex did hyper bomb I always thought he said:

"You cant escape"

Me: "DREAMCAST!"
 
CVS2 Cammy
236236 Kick always sounded like "Beach Boy Smusher" to me

Versus games... Cammy's Cannon Spike always sounded kind of like "Venom Fang" for me. This was particularly odd to me in games that had Venom.


Just going back, Mitsurugi in Soul Blade said something that sounded a lot like "I lost the grape". I think this phrase came back in at least one or even two of the Soul Cal games, but I don't remember. It didn't stick out as much when it came back.
 
So, I've been playing a lot of Persona 4 which means I have listened to the battle theme many times... In fact i have listened to it so much I hear new things!

[youtube=Persona 4 Battle Theme]gRwFapCq3vY[/youtube]

00:40 - "All the homo men to now break away!"

00:45 - "All the lesbians, can you let me out?"

Honestly, it sound like there is some sort of gay war going on in this song!
 
mizuiro-kitsune said:
So, I've been playing a lot of Persona 4 which means I have listened to the battle theme many times... In fact i have listened to it so much I hear new things!

[youtube=Persona 4 Battle Theme]gRwFapCq3vY[/youtube]

00:40 - "All the homo men to now break away!"

00:45 - "All the lesbians, can you let me out?"

Honestly, it sound like there is some sort of gay war going on in this song!
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Lol, I thought I was the only one who was hearing that.
 
Yoshimitsu's AI mishear in japanese: Tit TITTY!
Actual dialogue: I don't know japanese...


Oh and to that song up above me LOL i heard exactly what you typed. I couldn't stop laughing for like 2 minutes lol!
 
VS Blackheart:
Says: "Inferno"
Says: "A portal"

SF2 Sagat:
Says: "Tiger"
Heard: "Fiber"

SFA Rose:
Says: "Deflect!"
Heard: "E-flick!"

VS Cammy:
Says: "Spindive smasher"
Heard: "Seesaw Smasher!"

Says: "Lock on..."
Heard: "Fuck off..."

VS Guile:
Says: death cry
Heard: "Fuck... off...."

VS Jin:
Says: ??? (opening pose)
Heard: "Shit!"

VS Zangief:
Says: "Final... Atomic... Buster!"
Says: "Rhino... Battle Me.... Bastard!"
 
E.C. said:
VS Cammy:
Says: "Lock on..."
Heard: "Fuck off..."
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Ah, I forgot about Cammy's taunt and one of her supers (can't remember which one) in MVC2! I always thought she said "Rock on!" Made her seem more hard core...
 
Codemaster92163 said:
Yoshimitsu's AI mishear in japanese: Tit TITTY!
Actual dialogue: I don't know japanese...
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He actually says "kanpeki" which means perfect or flawless. Not nearly as funny.

Since SF seems to be popular on this thread:
Megaman X: Megaman
Hadouken
A dookie
 
I had no idea what was going on in NBA Jam.
"Nail in the coffin!" became "A day-old sausage!"
Seriously.
 
How could I forget one of my personal favorites?

Samurai Shodown Series: Jubei Yagyu
Misheard: "Swedish hoe!"
Actual: "Suigetsutou!"
 
This one comes from MUGEN

Master Geese(The most OP'd geese ever that people have designed characters specifically to destroy him)
during his opening

Heard "My fists send greetings up, I've been waiting for you"
Actual: You know I'm not quite sure what he actually says,however the second part is true. He does say I've been waiting for you.

A few from various Sagats

Tiger Uppercut - Tiger Up your butt
Tiger Genocide - Tiger Genitals
 
Sean SF3
heard: "GRENADE!"
was: I thought it was "Tornado" but just horribly butchered.

Knuckles: Sonic Heroes

heard: SHIT!
was actually: SHIN!
 
If this was posted before, I missed it.

Game: SC4

Character: Hilde

Move: 2A+B, K

Japanese, what it sounds like: Spaghetti! (with gusto)

What it really is: I have no clue.
 
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