farranpoison
[09] Warrior
Ivy has the nicest backside of any girl in SC4. Thus, Zasalamel would be all over it.
But even aside from that, they're a great match.
-They're both into the whole sorcery thing.
-They're both tall and two of the few characters not in their 20s.
-They're both a little eccentric (flowing white robes all the time, a weird yellow eye and obnoxious jewelry/dommy outfit, white hair)
-"Strong" personalities
-White chicks LOVE black guys.
-Black guys LOVE white women.
-British chicks LOVE guys with American accents.
-American guys LOVE women with British accents.
Game, set, match.
Note: Raph's probably too much of a player to settle down with any one chick. Plus, y'know, he's a vampire and he probably kills all of them after he sleeps with them anyway. He's pretty gangsta like that.
Yeah, but Zas is... well, immortal. I can't see him staying with a lady for the brief time they have to live. As for Raph, he's got his pedo system into overdrive already with Amy. No room for Ivy there.