Ask a Virgin: Relationship Advice from Internet People

Malice

Super Moderator
5 minutes? WTF. Looks like someone needs advice on lasting longer. What do you have to say about that Missy?

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Tha_Shogun

[10] Knight
Lol, man Teffy finally got them digits from Ivy-Lickings. Don't let Lovely34 find out though, she might get jealous. But if Sharpskill find out you was having sex with his momma he's gonna really be pissed off.

Also.....5 minutes only Tef?! Man you should've been WP1B all in that ass! Or maybe since it was offline it wasn't as effective as you thought?!
 

teflon2105

[09] Warrior
So far Teffie, you've been bragging about how "great" she is. That's not a bad thing in your case, I guess.
But what else do you know about her? So far you only scratched the surface on the good things about her. But do you know that certain cougars can manipulate young guys into what they want(hence she sweet talked you into sex)? Control thy dick dude. IMHO, if you can have a relationship without sex for at least awhile, then perhaps you'll get to know her as a person without being clouded by simply "oh she's great in bed, she cooks, and she can speak espanol." Girls of all ages can sometimes be as devious as a snake. For instance, she may be joking about that coach bag, but I think she would secretly love to have it like any girl would. And you say she said it after sex? I'd trod more carefully if I were you. But it's all about you, player. Na-mu.......

We went out last night too dinner man guys were looking at her all night. She basically goes to work come home and do motherly things. She doesn't date hispanics at all and she loves too cater to her man. I'm going to get the coach bag for her and this will be the only gift she gets till her B-Day.

She laid another kid on me though i had no idea she had a 17 yr old daughter. She said she told me when we first met it must went in one air and out the other. lol

For the most part she's a sweet person and she can text omg i thought the 30-40 crowd didn't text. She is perfect for me. Never thought this was possible wit an older lady oh yeah she told me if i look real close i can see one of her gray hair. She's a 9/10 though sexy mofo
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jesus tef 5 minutes? you better last longer with me

4 minutes & 58 seconds lol that spanish ain't no joke.
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5 minutes? WTF. Looks like someone needs advice on lasting longer. What do you have to say about that Missy?

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It's a big difference in making love and just hard sex. What we had was hard sex that's why that happened common for most guys.
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She's gonna get me in trouble at work i can't even focus on my job the nursing staff see's me in her face every time. They looking like WTF do your job man. I'm kinda hope she's not on my schedule often.
 

Malice

Super Moderator
Funny how she asked me bout a $325 coach bag last night just because we had sex i have too buy this WTF ?

So after she gives you the best 5 minutes of your life, she's immediately hitting you up for a coach bag? Sounds like a prostitute to me.

I'm sorry, but I don't give a damn how banging her chicken alfredo was, I am not buying a chick a damn coach bag as soon as I am done fucking her. She ain't that chef nigga.
 

Archangel

Team heaT
Also.....5 minutes only Tef?! Man you should've been WP1B all in that ass! Or maybe since it was offline it wasn't as effective as you thought?!

Quote of the year.

Also, just so we're clear: Until I see picture/video evidence of the girl and Teflon in the same photo (no, it doesn't have to be them checking their hard drive connection), I say he's trolling.
 

Pocky-Yoshi

[14] Master
Well, 9/10? Ouch. You say she caters to you like a mother, but it still doesn't make it a 10? Oh well, that's all you.
Now the "she laid another kid on me though I had no idea" part just tells me IMHO that she's still testing you.
As cliche and annoying as this sounds, why not ask her what she likes about you? After all, she is your chick.
Plus, don't you wanna feel secure about your relationship together at all times?



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teflon2105

[09] Warrior
9/10 i thought was pretty good ahh, i almost always give that number too pretty women. She says i make her laugh an she can be herself around me. If you had a convo wit her you would think she's in her 20's but still very wise. Even though i'm handsome she doesn't care bout looks. She knows she got me i be sweating her i think lol. It's sad i'm sweating an older lady but i can't help it she's so dam fine. lol
 

Pocky-Yoshi

[14] Master
How is it sad to love a cougar that treats you well? Isn't that what you always wanted?

It looks like to me that you've met your match.......until the next girl if you get tired of her.
 

teflon2105

[09] Warrior
wait so she had her son when she was 15?

Don't know what country your from but in USA they have kids at very young ages. And my MILF is puerto rican it's pretty easy for them to get knocked up.
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How is it sad to love a cougar that treats you well? Isn't that what you always wanted?

It looks like to me that you've met your match.......until the next girl if you get tired of her.

I be sweating her i think though. I'm lucky i meshed well wit her before someone gripped her up. 100% this what i wanted i stop looking at anything besides (amille) I wouldn't think twice about cheating on her.
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Come on tef, post some pics!

K i'll have to catch her off guard though lol. I have to post a pic of her for all to see. But she's 39 5“2, 34 D Size 8. dark black hair, I told her she has no ass she agreed. lol But her breast is huge she's a cute lady also she has some pretty feet. Her ass ain't flat at all she has something back there just not one of them asses you see on someone like Pinky, cheeroke, gianna michaels etc.
 

scha

[09] Warrior
TRUE LOVE: A NON SEQUITUR / PANTOUM

(words by teflon2105; arrangement, proofreading & punctuation by scha)

From the moment I saw her I was hooked.
She. Has. No. Ass! My MILF--
at last I've found true love.
She fixed some chicken alfredo...

She has no ass, my MILF.
She's Puerto Rican, easily knocked up.
She fixed some chicken alfredo;
she called me a nerd, but

she's Puerto Rican, easily knocked up--
I invited her for BBQ.
She called me a nerd, but
all I have to do is get her a pedicure.

I invited her for BBQ
I'll have to catch her off guard
all I have to do is get her a pedicure
afterwards she'll speak Spanish.

I'll have to catch her off guard
even though I'm handsome
Afterwards she'll speak Spanish...
Her son knows to stay out of my business.

Even though I'm handsome
I lasted only five minutes. Thank God
her son knows to stay out of my business!
It went in one ear and out the other;

I lasted only five minutes. "Oh God,"
she joked-- "It's not a big deal, ok?
It went in one ear and out the other."
(Her breasts are huge, though she has no ass)

She joked. It's not a big deal, ok?
at last I've found true love.
Her breasts are huge, though she has no ass.
I was hooked, from the moment I saw her.