SC Controversial Topics and General Shitposting Thread

Everyday we stray further from God’s light and descend deeper into the abyss of shitposting.

Couldn’t commentary about the members of the community, meta as it is, be within the realm of ‘Calibur related subjects? I postulate that it is, and back the statement up by pointing out that all fighting game communities celebrate/throw wicked shade at their members when they win/lose tournaments. Isn’t this also a form of self reflecting, as a community, on individuals and their achievements? (Though winning a world class tournament is a bit different than shitposting about Taki’s pokies)
 
I am of course referring to this:https://goo.gl/images/CraOt3

I just find it unfair that they did one for the ladies, but never for the dudes!

So I guess I will give my headcanons for some.

Dampierre and Voldo are tied for the biggest size. Zasalamel follows after them. Now I think that Yun Seong is small cause he ain't fooling anybody with them large baggy pants, though Patroklos is smaller because he has a big ego!

As much as I like to imagine that Astaroth is huge he probably doesn't have one because his stupid creators thought he didn't need one. Maybe this is why he hates Rock too much.

Every other dude is somewhere in the middle.

So thoughts? Would actually love to hear them!

I'm so bored.
Here you go
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You do have some strong points, MichaelJackson. I do, however, worry that discussions like these will just lead to some heated discussions if some people take them the wrong way despite of 'humble' intentions to put it best.

So, yeah, just adding in my two cents.

Edit: What I really mean is that it isn't nice to gossip about people in the way I saw earlier. I don't think you'd like to be talked about like that, would you? It is also has nothing to do with tournaments as you were trying to compare the discussion you were having. Needed to get this off my chest.
 
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^This is starting to feel less Soul Calibur related.

I dunno. When I think of SoulCalibur, the first thing that pops into my head is "controversial shitposts."

But it's possible we see the series differently.

Everyday we stray further from God’s light and descend deeper into the abyss of shitposting.

Couldn’t commentary about the members of the community, meta as it is, be within the realm of ‘Calibur related subjects? I postulate that it is, and back the statement up by pointing out that all fighting game communities celebrate/throw wicked shade at their members when they win/lose tournaments. Isn’t this also a form of self reflecting, as a community, on individuals and their achievements? (Though winning a world class tournament is a bit different than shitposting about Taki’s pokies)

https://8wayrun.com/threads/the-cesspool-shitposting-general.19918/ Just whack it in here or w/e, none of this is about SC no matter how you wanna dress it up.
 
well let's try to discuss my wishlist here, there are no other places left. if they remove it even from here - any further communication is meaningless
Short version of my little wishlist for SC6:

1.Beware overusing of old ideas
the recent Hollywood remakes of old films (star wars, alien, etc.) clearly showed that what was unusual thirty years ago, became overused now.

2.Make one character for schoolboys
Statistics clearly says - most players in fighting games are schoolboys.
To lose such an audience is the loss of big money, and the loss of new players.
The sad experience of online RPGs showed - games that do not have an influx of new players are gradually degrading.

3. Make the mood of the game a little more dark and epic , a slightly rework Siegfried and Nightmare
I'm not asking to do something like Diablo and DarkSouls, and even more so Mortal Kombat.
However, the Witcher is considered a classic of dark fantasy. If Gerolt has become a guest character, I think that on this occasion it is very reasonable to slightly change the mood of the game.

4. Slightly rewoks Raphael
Make it more like to Lestat LionCourt

5.remove yoshi, add a handfighter or footfighter
in tekken Yoshi is a dificult and very unusual hero, he fights with weapon, has a good range and many unblockables.
In the SC, it is no less difficult to play , but it has no advantage in the unusual style of combat, range and unblockables
so I ask him to replace him with a handfighter - he will be unusual in this game

6.consider the sad experience of Zwei
Zato (Guilty Gear, 98) became the ancestor of a large series of Sinister Summoners(TM) in various fighting games. NAMCO made similar attempts in T7 and SC, but both were more ridiculous than sinister.
if you want to make a Sinister Summnoner (TM) in SC6, I highly recommend The Revenant. This is the most sinister character in the entire serie of game.
http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters3/revenant.html

7.consider the sad experience of Ezio
In the solo game Ezio the Unstopable Killing Machine (TM), and for the epic power was like millions of players.
However, to transfer the Unstopable Killing Machine (TM) to multiplayer is not so simple.
There are only 2 options:
-Ezio the Unstopable Killing Machine, further, 90% of the players play only for him, the remaining 10% are shitwording game balance and the authors of the game
-lets nerf Unstopable Killing Machine to the average level, ordinary players do not protest, but the fans of Ezio cries "WHY EZIO IS THERE SUCH A WEAKLING?!? WE WERE DECEIVED!!!! FOUL ROGUES RETURN ME MY MONEY!!!!"
the authors of the game chose the second way, the logical result - many fans of the Ezio demanded back money for the game, believing that they were deceived
 
I don't have a problem with the English, but that list is still ridiculous. "Remove Yoshi because he will be unusual in this game?" What?
 
I highly recommend The Revenant. This is the most sinister character in the entire serie of game.
I appreciate the recommendation, but I have to be honest:

A skeleton in fancy dress is not sinister. It's goofy as hell.
the authors of the game chose the second way, the logical result - many fans of the Ezio demanded back money for the game, believing that they were deceived
This didn't happen.
 
Yoshimitsu is unique in Tekken because only Yoshi use a weapon.
Kunimitsu uses a weapon, Master Raven uses a weapon, Alisa is a robot but she has chainsaws, and recently they got Noctis who uses like a ton of weapons. He's not really unique on that basis anymore. He's been in every traditional SC game, removing him just for that reason is ......Stupid.
 
A skeleton in fancy dress is not sinister. It's goofy as hell.
http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters3/revenant.html
I'm pretty sure Revenant was the first SC3 "bonus character" to be revealed. I had high hopes for his design, since his appearance is pretty cool. He turned out to be a decent character all around... easily better than some of the other bonus characters. Worth mentioning: He pulls off the musketeer look better than anyone else I've seen in a while.

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My apologies. I should have said "A skeleton dressed as a musketeer is goofy as hell."

the seller of the local store claims that at least four players demanded their money back because the Ezio is too weak in this game
Either the seller lied to you, or the four players lied to the seller, or this store sells games to four mentally challenged exceptionally gifted individuals.
 
well let's try to discuss my wishlist here, there are no other places left. if they remove it even from here - any further communication is meaningless

You need more self-reflection before you post this.
Why are other wishlist posts set up the way they are ?
Are there rules that those posts follow and therefore are set up ?

This is a shitpost thread, for trolls to get the trolling out of their systems. I can't guarantee it to be a healthy place to facilitate discussions but you seem adamant.

On the other hand, don't try to hijack threads too. Thats a no-no.
 
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